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this video could have been 30 seconds long and had the EXACT same payoff

this song has been MY FUCKING JAM FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!

THE RHYMES ARE SO GODDAMN FRESH!!! FUCK!!!!!

I FEEL SO GOOD AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO THAT I WOULD SLAY AND EAT AN ENTIRE GOAT IF I HAD ONE READILY AVAILABLE!!!! I SWEAR I WAS 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM TAKING MY OWN LIFE...BUT THIS...THIS FUCKING FROG JUST PULLED ME BACK FROM THE BRINK.....YOU GOOD SIR!!!! I OWE MY LIFE TO YOU AND THIS FUCKING FR...

I woke up and my whole body was wet. I thought I had peed myself...I inspected the wet patches further to learn it was sweat....I was very relieved to say the least...but what if.....what if it wasn't sweat and odorless urine?!?!!

half the troops looked like they were laughing

would rape and spit

are the days 50 hours long in Japan???? How does anybody over there have the time to excel the way they do at anything?

so happy I sold that pos game

praise the lord Jesus Christ...forever and ever

so I was buying some oranges today at my local market...FUCKING DOG ATTACKS ME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!

I scream "be gone you scoundrel!!!!! be goneeee!!!!" and the dog stops...he licks his face....then fucking SMILES!!! bows his head...and introduces himself as Aragorn....fucking ARAGORN....LIKE L...

@JayLeeKorean nobody gives two shits about your circle jerk of a website

say, "she sells sea shells by the seashore"

@BuLLetwhitOutaGun The gameplay looks shitty because it looks boring and clunky

I know it's old footage, but I've never had any solid evidence (for any game) of seeing something look this unpolished and somehow pulling a 180' and blowing my mind.

ps fuck you for saying you hate me

RING AROUND THE FUCKING ROSIES

POCKET FULL OF POPSICLES

ASSES!!!! (guitar breakdown) *DUN DUN DUN DUN*

ASSES!!!! *DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN*

WE ALL FAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!AAAARRRGHHHH!!!!

5,800 likes and only 307 views

looks like faggot reddit karma whores have raped this page

this video reminds me of the time I went to go buy milk with my Uncle Tom...I know the name is funny, but his name really was Tom. I say "was", because on our way to the liquor store, we ran into this cat...he looked a lot like Garfield if you were wondering. This cat was rubbing its tail again...

Does the same go for people who aspire to be pre-school and kindergarten teachers? Nothing says "I'm just doing this as a hobby until I get knocked up" like earning a teaching degree to babysit preschoolers

does anybody else believe this game vaguely remembers ducktales?

don't show us where you got them or anything

@Actionboy619 shut the fuck up you middle school faggot

every single day of my childhood I would awake to the sound of my cat licking himself. This never proved to be much of a problem. I viewed it as an extremely abstract alarm clock. One day my father was curling his moustache with beezwax...the way he always did before work. He turns to me with...

let me tell you all something...ya'll don't know shit about food!!! you want to talk about roast beef??? chicken??? bitch don't even get me started on produce!!! I'll throw bbq sauce over my own sweater and eat that shit with a side of human hair!!! I fucking dare any of you bitches to step up to...

@jake10846 nice videos of your tummy sticks buddy screaming

it wasn't the balloons...or the party with my friends...or even the presents I remember from my 12th birthday. It was the cold steel pipe in my hand...blood dripping down to my fingers, eventually trickling to my wrists; an unconcious and possibly dead man dressed as Mickey Mouse lay motionless ...

@sinistersTOOL wife left you because you were prone to crying?

@DarkZtar69 shut the fuck up and go jerk off on your macbook you hipster piece of shit

maybe you faggots could move out of your mother's basement, stop using your social anxiety as a worthless crutch excuse, and get a job so you could be a REAL positive contributor to society instead of this weird delusion that what you're doing is making any sort of difference in the world

burn i...

@TheeFancyTickler which is a reference to the old Peanuts cartoons

brother sounds like a real winner...and a positive, upstanding contributor to society

this one time i was crossing the street...a gigantic panda bear came out of nowhere and began his attack...i quickly moved to my left, then my right, then left...the panda was clearly confused and sat down to collect his thoughts....or so i thought...out of nowhere, the panda female grabbed my le...

JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN CHINA CHINA CHINA *PEW PEW PEW TEEHEE* FLASHING LIGHTS SEIZURES BOOM BOOM BOOM

YOU WIN!!! *PERFECT*

rofl omfg...i'm pissing myself at how gay this is

if you were going to at least create the illusion of being in a professional recording studio, you could've put in the extra effort to cover more than part of your wall in cheap ass mattress padding