Teddy Tanner

Fuck you Chicago. You've proven yourselves to be the niggery scum we all knew you were.

You'd better give that kid his $1000 and make that sticker.

You're a bunch of uptight, hyper sensitive, overly PC bureaucrats afraid of a kid's sincere, heartfelt, beautiful piece of art. You're all scum. I ...

I miss the old Lindsay.

The Lindsay that dragged Teddy into a bathroom at the Spider Club back in the day and fucked him so wild and hard it nearly blinded him.

Lindsay could swallow so much semen back then it was unbelievable. She gave insane head. She was a goddess of dirty, filthy, indecent ...

Miley is so filthy.

Teddy met her at a party in the valley last year and jesus christ did not anticipate the shit this freaky chick is into.

She got down on the floor and spread her legs and had Teddy eat altoids out of her wet pussy. It was pretty fun, but man she's a weirdo.

Teddy banged her...

Michelle looks like she'd totally let Obams bang her in the ass and then put it in her mouth for some blowing. that's a Teddy Tanner guarantee.

Ugh. You know. I already thought this guy was a huge, attention seeking faggot, but now I hear that one of the great MEN of all time, Mickey Rourke, is going to play this cum guzzler in a movie.

This is what the modern age has wrought upon true manliness. We have to have our great icons of mascu...

Finally a rugby player who decides to be truthful. Rugby is full of fucking faggots. All they do is bend over and make out with each other with a ball in the middle to give the illusion that it's a sport and not a homo hoedown.

Good for you, Gareth. Chug that cock openly and soon enough of your f...

Being emo is lame as hell, but Teddy would still bang you all night.

Emos are the worst.

This nigger is totally right about Jared.

This nigger likes to say nigger a lot so Teddy doesn't feel bad about saying the word nigger.

Typical nigger amirite? Trying to act real tough and cool and sassy.

Kind of cute the nigger is trying so hard.

Niggers love to eat amirite? At least he admi...

@TheKanethegreat This is the sense of humor Teddy was referring to. You're not so bad, guy. Teddy is love.

Seen way better goals.

Like the time I fucked my prom date Stella in the back of my car and jizzed in her pussy. Then I went back into the dance for a while. I came back out to the car and she was sleeping so I banged her again while she slept and jizzed in her mouth.

Ah memories.

I LOL'd at the part where the fat nigger bit the goofy nigger.