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The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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I moved to a new town a couple weeks ago. Clarendon. It's pretty tough.
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I moved to a new town a couple weeks ago. Clarendon. It's pretty tough.
Thank you to BJ and Q for their co-starring roles once again. And to the people of Arlington who I ran into (literally and figuratively) in the process of filming. Oh yes, and thanks to Ally the dog!
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Just moved to a new hood
and it's straight up gangsta
Let me show you around...
my town
People all around
better know the deal
that the people in this town
are ghetto for real
So when people tell me
Remy, where you calling from?
I say a straight up thug town
called Arlington
It's a real tough town
packing heat and boat shoes
my crib's in a rough spot
right next to the Whole Foods
I'm ducking gunfire daily
check to see if one got me
but that's just life in the hood
when I go get my puffed kashi
But we never do drugs
no, cuz that's not me
the only thing high up in here
are my condo fees
Welcome to Arlington
the town that never fizzles
Ballston, Rosslyn, Courthouse
the Clizzledizzle
So many places to choose
you're gonna like to pick
I'm in Courthouse so much that
they call me Michael Vick
And Rosslyn girls got money
they all can pay the bills
but that's all I'll film in Rosslyn
cuz I hate walking up these hills
and we kinda got a mall
yeah you know you can't stop us
got everything but nothing good, man
it's kinda like tapas
Just try to mess with us
I'll shoot you right in the foot punk
Just don't come on Tuesday nights
that's when I meet with my book club
Okay, I don't really read
when I buy books it's kinda causal
"Ah, you read Salinger?"
Nah, my kitchen table wobbles
Ducking down instictively
in gunshots we're mired
Wait nevermind, somebody's
German luxury car just backfired
Think you're leaving alive
yeah you do but I don't buy it
I'll gonna eliminate you
like I did gluten from my diet
Come and see me in an alley
Run'll be what you're wishing
Bustin out my fightin moves
like the fetal position
But first I need some cover
y'all gotta help me this way
Cover? You need backup?
Nah punk, it's for my duvet!
Straight thug hood
getting mugged on the go go
but muggings here is when
a stranger comes and gives you coco
Got a lot of bad girls
Got a lot of tough dudes
Our school of hard knocks
was written up in US News
We got dudes in brown flip flops
and dudes in brown flip flops
holy crap, why are all these dudes
wearing brown flip flops??
Welcome to A-town...
5pm hit the gym
even if I'm feelin crappy
But first I walk my tiny dog
with a little plastic baggy
Stretch in front of folks around me
so they know that I'm invested
and press the button for the lobby
even if somebody pressed it
I go jogging
At a reasonable pace
and when I get to intersections man
I jog in place
Up in Gold's Gym
gonna give it my all, son
So many dudes here
they should call this Ballston
Rollin one deep
so everybody can see us
Cruising down Wilson
all up in my Prius
Get out the car
check my shoe and sock a minute
Stand right back up
I got seven parking tickets
In DC from the get go
head to the metro
You heading to Whitlow's?
Hmm, maybe, I guess so...
Ride's never boring
I say it's never better than
Riding on an orange line
train to Vienna
You better step back punk
that's your final warning?
You gonna punch me?
Nah, son, the doors are closing!
What's with this delay?
I can't wait for this
Why'd they pick today
to do this track maintenance?
Now we're stuck in the city
how we getting back son?
We could take the green line...
Ehh...
So we're taking a taxi
Back to our gangsta world
Where the sidewalks brick
and the streets are curbed
So if you think you got the cred
and you think your toughness got me
come and see me in my town
and we'll grab a cup of coffee
At the Starbucks, or the Starbucks...
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On a warm day some kids are skating by the harbor. Inst...
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On a warm day some kids are skating by the harbor. Instead of having a policeman on the corner of Linden and North in Reservoir Hill or some other drug ravaged corner the police have a man patrolling the harbor in a vehicle purchased for that purpose. He gets out of his vehicle and starts yelling at kids when he could be busting drug dealers in most any other part of Baltimore. The police will probably have his head for this but the real issue is why do we have cops going after kids at the Harbor while they could be out on corners busting the real bad guys. This story will probably make national news for all the wrong reasons. The sad thing is Baltimore is wasting tax dollars on far worse things than this. Mayor Dixon is now paying for homeless people stay in hotels in the county. In her state of the City address she implied that we are in for a budget crunch and we may not get our promised property tax relief. We need lower property taxes now! Stop voting in the people who refuse to cut our property taxes. There is so much waste in Baltimore City. We need to cut spending and insane services like housing homeless people in hotels in the county. Give the tax payers a break. We are TIRED of supporting ridiculous things like this. www.Baltimore2008.com is part of the answer. Spread the word. It has been 40 years since the riots (although in many areas it looks like they happened yesterday). Now it is time for rebellion! 1968-2008
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