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WORST.REMIX.EVER. I'm his son,scatman jr,and i have to say something he wanted me to tell the world about that remix,HE HATED IT!!

I just got DANANANANANANAPATRICKWITHAFAKESQUIDWARDNOSENANANANNANAN rolled.I will never want to get this 2 minutes and 10 seconds back from my life.

let your eyes spirt from your butt

let your eyes spirt from your butt

let your eyes spirt from your....BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!

spirt=explode

@Biowolf120 Oh yeah that's right,EPIC STUNT FAIL WIN!! i went behind the fail and he was dared to do it for 500 bux,and he won.

YAAYYY SONICS LOVE MADE IT THE TALKING HEDGEHOG GENERATION WILL LIVE!!!

AND SONIC WILL BE REBORN INTO SONICS LOVES HANDS =D

Did you ever wonder why narwhals keep lightsabering my ass while I'm on youtube?

@jessicapizza, I've done candy scan before,and I got a 56 on the test,wow,how 'realistic' it is!

I'll actually gather my friends in class and make the best top ten ways students cheat on youtube!! If not,then I owe you five bucks.

So which one's the cheater,the guy doing nothing (left) or the guy stretching because he's wrote too much/just stretching (right) ?

I'm thinking both because staring and doing nothing is considered cheating/doing nothing,and the guy stretching because the camera is focusing on him.

Hardest Question In The Universe:

What human is human?

A.Justin Bieber B.Twin Towers

C.Brain D.Great White(Shark)

If you chose any of the above you are...

Tune in next week for the answer!!

My favorite bosses are mostly from spirit tracks,but,I have like 3 of them,and 1 of them is the 3rd hardest in the game but is poorly created.

Skeldritch,Ancient Skeleton(not sure of whats after ancient)

????,Lava Godster(god/monster)

????,Breather of icy fire(3rd hardest in game)

Thumbs up if yo...

@reshiram32 NO,NOT INTO THE PIT,IT BUUURRRNNNSS!!!!

Whats the thing he uses to make the sand rise?!

"Worst walkthrough ever also 'azndude' you suck and your comment does too." -Magma,Lava Lord.

Eh?EEHH?! Aw. =( i'll just delete my account because what i say sucks

thumbs up if you get.

5:28 Everybody starts shuffilin!

@digthatsucka CAN YOU LIKE,SPEED THIS UP?THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS HEEELLL

@1wewerebored1 YOU.SUCK. I LISTENED TO NARWHALS 24 HOURS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR WASTING MY LIFE AND COMMENTED EVERY DAY AT MIDNIGHT.

ALSO LISTENED TO A 24 HOUR UNICORNS SONG FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR IT SUCKED.

1 hour: GO KEYBOARD CAT!!

10 hours: wtf with remix thingy I HATE @MoldytoasterMedia!! OMG STILL GOING FTW

20 hours: -gets a keyboard cat costume and a piano and does what is on video 4 one hour-

30 hours: -entire family joins except mother-

40 hours: -entire neighborhood is doing it-

50 hours: -...

THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE:

1 hour:Uh nigga stole that persons bike remix WTFTW?!

10 hours: -asleep with brown marker all over looking like the nigger-

20 hours: -is making chair into a bike exactly like the niggers-

30 hours: -is getting this on PSP and getting on bike and listening to it-

40 hours: ...

where you get the bom bom bom bom bom di bang da bang bang a bom da bom bom?

1 hour: XXXXDDDDD

10 hours: uh...

20 hours: -eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich with a clock in it that says time-

30 hours: -asleep with eyes open with fake knife in stomach and drooling-

40 hours: -wakes up to go to the bathroom then hacks to 10000 volume and goes asleep-

50 hours: Mom:'YOU'...

Gig.it.EEEEE!!!

THE WORST PART IS 10:00:00

Guy running after girl:Hey lets chase each other for like 4 minutes with a guy in a black suit listening to a song.

Girl that agrees guy:Yeah but where's some camera's we can get and an editor we can use?

Girl that gets chased:I think the guy who was headbanging in the remix is an editor.

Guy hea...

justin beiber disliked then liked,because he knows that scatman will live forever,and liked because he's taking the night train to the fire down below.

'Everybody is born to compete as he chooses,but how can someone win if winning means someone loses? I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch,No wonder all my brothers and sisters need a crush.I want to be a human being not a human doing,I couldn't keep that pacel if I tried,The sues...

When it pops does it mean you've found a stronghold?

@SLM765 noob YOU HAVE BETRAYED SCATMAN JOHN.WHEN 2012 AKA THE END OF THE WORD COMES SCATMAN JOHN WILL RISE AND KILL YOU FIRST!!!!

@StealthyNoob101 Shut up dude its an animated-like version of him its SORT OF like him but in Halo 3 ;) Now FREEZE SECONDARY ASSBAG ASSISTANT!!

FIRST!!Lol anyways how to do that??

Im fi-Wait,SECOND?!?!Hey scribblenautsguide I gots a glitch for ya thats so hard for me it wont work for me.Make a time machine.Go into it and go to every single zone you can go to twice.Starting from zone 1 to zone 2 to zone 3 to zone 4 to zone 5 to zone 4 to zone 3 to zone 2 to zone o-Wait,what...

?????

I want to suck that sergents bawls!!His balls look fucking hot!!

Warning:

This video contains strong language,violence,and excessive headbanging.Veiwers Discretion is advised.

@deandrelgoodman Uhh yeahh SHUTUP THIS ISNT ROBOT CHICKEN ASSHOLE THIS IS REAL LIFE!!

WTF my PC stops the vid at 1:13 even if I press play!!

The Legend Of Peach:Luigi Marioglass

Hey MM,can ya tell me the code for the cookie fortress?

Weee!!WEEEE!!!WEEE!!!DA DUH DUH DUDH DUYDYHDUAHDDDUHDUHDUHADHUDAUHDUDAUHADHDAUHDAUHADUADUHUHADUHA­DUHADUHADUHDAUHADHUDAUHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

witch witch is witch game?

I DID IT

If this was 3D HD I would fall asleep then do sumthin weird...

@BreezyPride,

-Criminal Report-

Criminal: tazabrat5 Victim: Play Button Crime: Listening To This Song Judge: I hearbye claim the criminal,NOT GUILTY!HE MAY LISTEN TO THE SONG WHENEVER HE LIKES OR AS LONG AS HE WANTS!

One thing:THIS HAS THE UNCE BEAT TO IT!!!!!!!From Family Guy.That episode where stewie's like:"Unce unce unce unce unce unce."And then Brian's "cousin," says:"Aww why'd you stop the music,"in a question and in a gay voice.L.O.L. stands for Lots Of Laughing.Or Laugh Out Loud.P.S. if you want to se...

On the original episode I didn't notice he was the CCCCHHHHOOOOCCCCOOOOLLLLAAAATTTTEEEE guy.