sophie pursay

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
sorri i just screamed and decided to write it down

why do they call it cargo on a ship and shipment on a car

why is the pizza round and the box square

why is ham round but bread is square

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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