Welcome to the wonderful world of Sylvia Douche! There is never a dull moment with this zesty ol' gal. Pull up a chair and get to know her before she dies. She may even buy you a martini or share her pills...if she likes you!
I am your average widow in the prime of her life. I love to play cards, crochet, drink martinis, go to bingo, go to church, take medicine, gossip and give advice even when it is not needed. Everyone loves me.