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His parting words for this interview? "God bless you." Very amusing!

Is anyone else wondering why this dog is muzzled?

Yes! Track down the father. :-) What a great idea? Now how exactly do you propose to do this? And furthermore, what makes this girl so sure that the "swimming pool" is responsible? Maybe it was the toilet paper. Or maybe she just doesn't want mom and dad to know that she was being naughty. ...

existance? <- wrong!

existence <- right

distructive? <- wrong!

destructive <- right

experiance? <- wrong!

experience <- right

There is a wonderful book available. It's called a dictionary. ;-)

4 out of 5 doctors recommend the Bible over other leading non prescription scriptures. Checkmate!!!

But wait! There's more!!!

The Bible is 99 and 44/100 percent pure AND contains 1 quarter cleansing cream. It leaves your soul feeling smooth and soft as a baby's bottom. Checkmate!!!

Buy one, get...

I could understand orange incest, tangerine incest or even grapefruit incest, but this lemon incest is just plain over the top disgusting! ;-)

A side note for all you detractors: Pull out your handy-dandy King James Old Testament and read the story about Lot and his daughters. It follows right a...

Whoever directed the camera crew for this production should be summarily tarred and feathered, just for starters. What a pitiful portrayal of such a phenomenal performance. Why do camera operators do such stupid things? Please! Just pan back, hold the camera still, and allow us to observe the pe...

Fortunately for me, I was born with two foreskins, and when I was circumcised, only one was removed. Whew!!!!

Yes Charlie, you dumbass. Some might laugh. Some might laugh to watch a doctor whack the end off of your dick, eh? You sound as though you are so very in favor of circumcision. Why not step up to the plate, Charlie?

@RivaJane Perhaps you are too young to remember. The "Ha-cha-cha-cha" is actually a Jimmy Durante trademark. Jimmy had a very prominent proboscis. It's not so much a jazz inference, other than the fact that Jimmy sometimes performed jazz. The wolf mimics Jimmy's well known gesture. It's quite ...

@oceanwaves310803 Not only did I notice the gay pirate, but I also noticed the electric eels homing in on the gonads of the sailors. ;)

Pause for just a moment and think about this, folks. The Brazilian climate is conducive to growing sugar cane, from which a great deal more sugar can be extracted than from corn. There is no way that the US could grow enough quality sugar cane to lend feasibility to such a system, and the corn we...

This is patent BS. Men have but a fraction of the intuitive abilities of even the dumbest women. Yet guys can spot a jerk from more than a mile away. You women know from the very first moment you've met a jerk, yet you fall for them every time. Later, you cry and whine because you've been treated...

The first point is quite interesting. I'm old enough to remember how things were during the 70's and 80's when the feminist movement was in full swing. I made the terrible mistake of politely opening a door for a lady (I use this term loosely.) She proceeded to bark at and berate me, making it q...

So, in your opening statement, you say that it's such a broad topic that I could study and practice for years and years, yet still never be any good at it. Or, if I'm one of those few lucky bastards, then I'm already a natural at it. This advice is so helpful, uplifting and encouraging. Thanks a...

@InsanePickle007

"All i know is i would feel extremely uncomfortable showering knowing a homophobic could be taking a peek at me."

You do know that homophobes are not gay? They are straight people who are afraid of gays. And this would creep you out?

"... dont assume i dont think gays are une...

If they don't eat ants, then why are they called anteaters?

Interesting, that Bill attempts to defend himself with the "out of context" argument, after repeatedly misquoting the transcript and talking over his guest. Bill is a moron.