About this user
Hi, im Jewel and um...im really not all that interesting, but i will bore you to death anyway.
Name: Juliana
Nicknames: Jewel, Jewels, Jewelsy, JeweLz, Hide {unless you have a death wish, dont call me julie -_-}
Fav Song: Right Now by Akon
Fav Kind of Music: Pop and Hip-hopish stuff
Fav Color: that depends, it changes a lot...
Hair Color: blonde, goldish, slowly turning brown...
Eye Color: Blue&green, sometimes grayish blue
Skin Color: Tanish, cuz i love to soak up the sun xD
♥~♦♫♪.:TODAY'S COLOR-PURPLE!:.♫♪♦~♥
♦~♥♫♪.:MOOD-HAPPY!:.♫♪♥~♦
now enjoy these away messages (I DID NOT WRITE) from iconator.com!
friends help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh and say "Walk much dumbass?"
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*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
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There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
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Some ?s to ponder while I am away....
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I will leave you to ponder...
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Instructions are dumb
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As ooposed to what? Outer space?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)
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Your friends will wipe your tears after a boy rejects you. My friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
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If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours. If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea. If love was a person, I'd send you me.
Country
United States
Interests
texting, talking on the phone, reading, sleeping, tanning--if u know me, u know what i like to do.
