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superoniongirl1998 favorited a video
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DOWNLOAD THE SONG AT http://www.johnst...
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DOWNLOAD THE SONG AT http://www.johnst...
Share this with all your friends.. even if they don't celebrate christmas.. you can all make fun of my rapping skillz. Best Holiday greeting card of 2010 right?
The clean version of this song is here:
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HUGE thanks To ryan long and jarek hardy for helping me with making the douche canoes possible!
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We wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
And a douchey new year
We wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
And a douchey new year
Were in the place to be (break it down)
We the douche canoes BRO DUDES
Merry christmas merry christmas
Merry christmas merry christmas
We the douche canoes BRO DUDES
Merry christmas merry christmas
Merry christmas merry christmas CHRISTMAS
I got my house decked out with lights like the grizwolds
Jacking all the power from around the block yall
I find a young girl and i give her a snow job
in the yellow snow cuz im the BOSS
On the first day of christmas my gramps gave to me
two red cups saying Ed Hardy, Rudolf's got a red nose
and a red cup and hes in a frat called cappa cappa reindeer
I got mrs clause wearing ugg boots
i got mrs clause wearing booty shorts
I got reindeer wearing TNA pants
And i got santa clause wearing board shorts
December 25th Bro jesus was born
he funneled a beer then he banged a W4ore
he died from gonorrhea banging chicks galore
Came back to life so he could bang some more
Santa Got Egg nog in his red cup
getting tipsy with bros at the work shop
and when the elves pass out from being too drunk
he always draws a dick on their face
Hey mom are you listening?
if it aint red cups im going to be b1tch3n
i want a shell necklace in my stocking
its mid winter and im still tanned
We wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
And a douchey new year
We wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
we wish you a douchey christmas
And a douchey new year
We the douche canoes BRO DUDES
Merry christmas merry christmas
Merry christmas merry christmas
We the douche canoes BRO DUDES
Merry christmas merry christmas
Merry christmas merry christmas CHRISTMAS
All i want for christmas is my two flip flops
All i want for christmas is my two flip flops
I saw momma kissing Jimmy Fallon
Joy the world the beer pong table
Rudolph the red cupped reindeer
Silent Night UFC night
oh poloshirt oh polo shirt.. how popped is your collar
What is a douche canoe?
Picture your typical douchey frat guy: baseball cap askew, collar popped, beer filled plastic red cup, Beer pong, flip cup, football, UFC (ultimate fighting championship), Ed Hardy, tribal tattoo, shell necklace, flip flops.. Yeah.. all that rolled into one.. but.. Canadian! A douche canoe puts his snow shoes on over his flip flops and heads down to the club for one dollar beers or the pub for UFC night to watch two men man handle each other.
The Douche Canoe is generally somebody who you don't like or don't want to be. They could be just a douchey person being a douche bag, or just a Loud obnoxious jerk.
EX. When stephen hawking mouthes back to me he is being a total douche canoe.
OR
When stephen hawking brags about proving there is no god.. he is being a douche canoe.
Anyways i would like to personally wish all of my subscribers a merry christmas and if you don't celebrate christmas i hope you have happy holidays and enjoy the winter/summer season! what ever temperature it is for you!
Thank you very much for subscribing i don't know what i would do with out you guys! your keeping me sane
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superoniongirl1998 liked a video
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Like, Comment, Share and Subscribe! Gunnarolla, if I win I know that my next video will be even better!
I RECREATED THIS GUNNAROLLA VIDEO!!! check it out!!!
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Joe Lo Truglio, comedian and actor extraordinaire, returns to "Atta...
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Joe Lo Truglio, comedian and actor extraordinaire, returns to "Attack of the Show" to tell us about his latest movie with Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. Find out how he prepared for his role as Wayne, a nudist--and where he got the hardware.
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superoniongirl1998 favorited a video
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Sponsored by Newgrounds.com!
Oh, you know, just a regular ol' Pokemon bat...
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Sponsored by Newgrounds.com!
Oh, you know, just a regular ol' Pokemon battle.
Coloring and cleanup assistance by Suzy Berhow
Music byChris "OneyNG" O'Neill
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Pikachu is a silly goose.
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Written by : Zach Hadel (with help from Ch...
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Pikachu is a silly goose.
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Written by : Zach Hadel (with help from Chris O'Neill)
Animated by : Zach Hadel
Voices by : Zach Hadel, Mick Lauer, and Chris O'Neill
Special Fanx : Chris O'Neill, Spazkidin3D, HelixD, and Patrick LaMonica
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