About this user
My name is Jesse but my friends usually call me retarded... or gay. I'm tall, dark, handsome and I have a body chiseled by the gods... Just look at my shirtless pictures (from 4 years ago). My favorite things to do are: curling up with a good book, shopping, being in love, and lying to get girls to like me. I love to play poker and I'll bet you ten bucks I totally suck at it. I have a very real phobia of drive thru's and I don't want to talk about it. My favorite number is 2. I am a struggling Christian, but I do go to church (when I'm not too hung over). I have a drum set that helps me kick butts with awesomeness. I'm 25 years old, divorced, loosing my hair, and I need to pee right now. I'm over confident and sometimes downright cocky, but that's pretty much because I have a big penis. I like to think I'm intelligent but that's probably because I'm not. I grew up in Wisconsin and that's not funny. I have 3 younger brothers whom I love like brothers... which means we argue and fight every time we have to spend time together but I'd probably cry if they died. My mom is my number 4 friend on myspace and reads everything I post (yes, including this). So I shouldn't have said "penis" earlier. I'm "down to earth" and "laid back" just like everyone else that has ever written one of these things says. Seriously, if you're between the ages of 15 and 21, female, and have more than 2 friends... You're not down to earth and laid back... I don't care how much you say you "hate drama"... You're swimming in it. (Ages vary proportionately with hotness and inversely with intelligence.) but if you're around my age, intelligent, beautiful, funny, complicated, quirky, hot, (female), and love wings, football and beer... Then move along honey, because you're outta my league. My current goals are to finish my degree, get out of the navy, be really rich, date a supermodel, eat a tuna sandwich and rule the world. Anyone that can help me with any of those goals (minus the tuna sandwich) will get something kickass... like a castle with a moat or one of those huge 6 foot tall gumball machines when I rule. I am currently a nuclear engineer in the US navy pursuing my degree in nuclear engineering technology. I know it sounds all "complicated" and "technical" but its all atomic and nuclear physics, quantum mechanics, calculus, and Electrodynamics... It's not like we're trying to figure out why women need to go to the bathroom in herds. I'll leave that stuff to the smart people.
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