lmao you dont swallow is... you inhale and your not inhaling at all how long have you smoked a week? oh an entire pack in a week wow.. i go through bout a pack a day
its easier to get a water bottle and poke a small hole in the bottom and do what u did with water and soap . and blow the smoke thru the bottom. then you gotta "roll" it off and it'll float away
nice bro!