Subtle Skeptics is:

William Lam and Lander Vu. We're two current UCLA students who share a common interest in terrible pop music and gourmet croissants. Although we abhor each other to the fullest extent and constantly talk shit about each other behind closed doors, we still strangely feel the need to jam together (and with other friends) every once in a while and record some songs for fun. Lander sings like an ugly girl on crack and would rather pass the time watching ExtenZe informercials. Will can't sing at all and will never learn how to avoid sporting douche bag haircuts. Why do we even try to play then, you ask? Well Ghandi once said "Music is the key to internal peace, the path to enlightenment, and is a spectacular wing-man when you're trying to get laid." Yeah, I obviously made that up but I'm sure we can all agree on those claims to some degree.

Just kidding about getting laid. We're virgins.