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JOHN, NO. I'm an avid listener of both This American Life and Planet Money, and apparently they don't think hey share a demographic because they often feature each other's stories. So I hear things twice, sometimes, when I thought I was going to get a brand new TAL or PM. And NOW it's HIT YOU ...

'Cellar door.'

Oh man, that monster inside him, omgosh, likeit's a metaphor, for, like, something... right?

This isn't condescension, btw, this is delirium on the tail end of my paper on Coetzee's 'Waiting for the Barbarians,' in which I argue that...ZZZZZZZZZ Nussbaum.... paternalism...humanit...

I'd gotten downtown at around 9 to see my friend run the marathon, and realized upon getting to the bean at 5 that I had nothing to be signed (my LforA is signed already).

So I just hovered awkwardly, trying to decide whether or not to get in line, when this couple came up to me and asked me ...

What a QTpie.

I misread the blurb above as "Hank sings a song with an apparent lack of intelligence."

But the song is great! I'd like to solve Enrico Fermi's paradox by suggesting that Enrico Fermi himself is an intelligent being from another planet. He had gotten really close with his colleagues, and wante...

You're in Chicago? OMGTHASSOFUNNY I am also in Chicago.

I happen to be a student in Chicago, but still! O! How serendipitous life is!

Anyway, I'll be thurr.

Also--

Do you wonder if Google Maps also has proprietary towns on their maps, that are completely fake? Analogous to those on paper, e...