I happen to live in Portland, and I must respectfully disagree with you, because I am a nice human being who doesn't lie about a place I've been to once and had a bad time. Maybe it's you. Don't blame everyone who lives in Portland.
I'm a goofy 15 nearly 16 year old living in Portland, Oregon, And going to the Village Free School a REALLY awesome school. And I maybe will be uploading more videos MAYBE that is if I have The time...
My friend's dad co-wrote this song.