Press HD, turn up the volume and enjoy our graduation film, "Small Penis".


Be sure to watch all the way to the end as we have a great set of bloopers:)

It's the story of Daniel, a man who all of his life has felt insecure because of his penis size. This changes when he joins a support group a little bit out of the ordinary.

The youtube coding cuts the tops of some of the lighter parts, so that they loose a bit of detail.

The budget was about 4-500 dollars. Filmed in 5 days in Bergen, Norway.

Shot on Sony XDcam, 1920x1080, 25p. Edited in Final Cut.

In case you are wondering, the language they are speaking is Norwegian.

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Gratulerer med dagen, Jade!

A Birthday video I made for a friend. Feel free to send it to your friends when they have a birthday!:)

Share it on facebook, twitter etc

The song is written and performed by me. Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Shar e Alike 3.0, so feel free to remix, remake and share it, as long as you link back here:)

Lyrics:

First voice:
It's your birthday, we make you feel right,
get that groove on, we'll party all night
it's your birthday, you didn't tell us,
but I still got together all the fellows

Second voice:
you're getting old,
is that a bald spot?
Even though your grown
I think you're still hot

Third voice:
It is, your birthday today,
we're gonna party till the dark night goes away
it's your birthday today

Fourth voice:

so you're a year older,
the world seems colder,
where your belly used to be there's now a giant boulder

you're complaining bout your back,
soon you'll have a heart attack,
and you cry yourself to sleep cause you have a hanging rack

a walking malfunction,
filled with deep compunction,
and you've had your first encounter with erectile dysfunction

now your dreaming bout your birthday,
back when it was great,
you werent stuck in this low payment job that you hate,

now with every year that passes,
you need even thicker glasses,
and an extra cup of coffee just to get you off your ass,

it's a struggle most days,
just to kill that morning haze,
and you caught yourself thinking: "Aaa kids these days"

but here's the thing mate,
yeah, you still look great,
those things are in your head, there is no extra weight

so put on a party hat,
we got a cake and all that,
and lets drink ourselves blind and sing all night


I used a photo from Flickr for the background, but I forgot to write down the link, and no I can't find it. If you see this video and recognize the photo, get in touch and I'll give you the credit you deserve.

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Winner - Judge's Award at the Iron Mule Short Comedy Film Series May 2 screening in New York

Winner - Best Student Film - Wimbledon Shorts 2009

Official selection of the Norwegian Short Film Festival in Grimstad, 2009.

This is our exam film from last semester, "Nemesis".

Watch in HD for a much better viewing experience:)

This is the story of Arne (Trond Gil), who is convinced he has superpowers. He just hasn't found them yet. So he decides to put up a wanted note for an archenemy, hoping that it will help him discover his true powers.

To answer questions from the comments:
1. The language they are speaking is Norwegian.
2. Edited in "Final Cut", effects done in "Adobe After Effects" and the coloring in "Color"
3. Their hero-names are Omega and Captain Phoenix. This information was originally given during the phone call, but we edited it out because the scene took such a large part of the film that we had to shorten it a bit.

Made by students at:
www.uib.no - The University of Bergen

Music:
Kyrie by Piotr Pawlowski (Some Rights Reserved)
Artist link: http://www.jamendo.com/en/albu m/16649
License link: http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by-sa/3.0/

www.shockwave-sound.com:
Dr.Keith J.Salmon - Saint Saens: Carnival of the Animals
Elliot Simons - Enchanted Treasure
Dimitris Plagiannis - The Magical Adventure
Pierre Gerwig Langer - Little Ones

Still Image:
House With Fancy Turrets by Martin Labar (some rights reserved)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/m artinlabar/2110457116/

Everything in this film, except for the music provided by Shockwave-sound.com, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

http://creativecommons.org/lic enses/by-sa/3.0/

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Magyar és Angol felirattal ellátva, (Close Captions menü) az eredetit megtalálod itt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mMJq-aGg1bQ

Arne (Trond Gil) egy teljesen hétköznapi fickó, aki meg van róla győződve, hogy szupererőkkel bír. Csak még nem találta meg őket. Elhatározza hát, hogy hirdetésben főellenséget keres, kinek a segítségével majd felszínre kerülnek rejtett képességei.

English and Hungarian subtitled version (Closed captions) of the original film, which can be found here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mMJq-aGg1bQ

This is the story of Arne (Trond Gil), who is convinced he has superpowers. He just hasn't found them yet. So he decides to put up a wanted note for an archenemy, hoping that it will help him discover his true powers.

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Finally, the 6 min version has arrived! And best viewed in HIGH QUALITY-

Former swordplay trainer to the stars and Star Wars fanatic Jeremy Flynn recently opened "Jedi Gym", a fitness center in Torrance, CA where members channel characters from the Star Wars film series to work out, meditate, and improve their lives.
"Star Wars is all about the Hero's Journey, and so is working out," says Flynn, " you leave home, battle your demons, and hopefully return home stronger."

Flynn is frustrated with his students' lack of commitment and focus, but when a 7-foot man in an incredibly authentic Darth Vader suit arrives at the gym, Flynn thinks he's found his dream student.

Instead, Flynn and his students learn, first hand, about how powerful the Dark Side can be...

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Helen Hunts clips are from "Desperate Lives"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00 83822/

Hall and Oates song: You Make My Dreams Come True

Keyboard Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =e2Th2QoHd2o

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