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I bought the 22 dvd set, you know when there's comedy genius here because you can watch and enjoy them over and over again even though I know the words by heart! One thing I'm confused about is why 'Bonnie Scotland' isn't in my set? (u.k)

the last time i was in london i went on a late night posh pub crawl, and found myself actually on a deserted berkely square, so i began to sing this as i made my way to the next pub!

hey, where's the missing dialogue? as if a car like that would be found again in 'Monchestoh'...it'd be ringed in ten minutes and sold to a local gangstoh. anyway, hasn't anyone got a picture of helen's thigh tattoo?

yeah tyrone...'now wash your hands'. Whenever a big lorry came into the garage for a 'service' , he'd stick his todger up it's hot exhaust pipe...eventually he became rather unwell so he saw the doctor who said, 'sorry tyrone, you're HGV positive.'

unfortunately,in real life she now HAS a footballer fiancee!

wonder what she got up to with hutchence though...yuk!

Did any fans GIVE him a prezzie first? I gave George a few books about 'Old Liverpool' in London, Paul got a 'Les Paul Gibson' belt-buckle in Liverpool, and I gave Richie a 'drum-kit' belt buckle , via Mark Rivera..following his Shepherds bush gig in 1998. I got autographs in return...rather than...

Just spotted big eddie from Manchester, again! You never met George twice like me though, did yer?!!!! Yah boo!

Wow...if Paul had signed that Hofner ,it would sell for 3 to 5 grand...depending on the neatness of the signature...with impeccable provenance too, as it's on film!

Do you buy Beatles stuff? I got Paul's autograph at the airport after the Royal 'L.I.P.A opening...but due to the credit crunch I'm selling my entire collection! Steve.

P.S! I've always wondered if BIG cats love catnip too...does anyone know?!

Sadly, nothing has been learned though, has it? In today's newspapers, there's a story about poverty in the U.S, showing the 'tent cities' that have appeared after good, honest people have been thrown out of their homes due to job losses. Here in England, in yesterday's newspaper, there was a Cit...

Quite a charming film, particularly the 'Carpe dium...seize the day, and gather thy rosebuds while ye may' philosophy...however wouldn't it have been more fitting if Keating had punched that old fart in the nose?

Charles(!!!) sent me your dvd of your visit and I really enjoyed it! I went to the Liverpool Beatles fans' convention for 25 consectutive years...but gave it a miss last year due to a couple of nasty experiences in the city previously.

Am I the only one who thinks that a chrome 2 into 2 exhaust system would look great on the bike? I have a black 2001 500s and I had some 'cafe racer' stickers made for it...and I have painted the engine black! I think an aftermarket exhaust for the old 400 superdream might fit, or one from the cb...

Am I the only one who was disappointed with the dvd extras? Why wasn't the space used up by featuring all of George's promo films, like Crackerbox Palace, Blow Away, This Song etc etc? I'd also like to know why George didn't speak to his sister for many years...it can't JUST be about her Beatle...

It wasn't the Green Party, it was in aid of promoting the Natural Law party who were hoping to get a few votes in the election. This is also known as the Table-tappers concert!

Why did Billy walk off stage recently, in Blackpool and Scarborough, anyone know?

I was there in 1988, and there was a smelly public toilet right on the beachfront...leaking into the sand, is it still there? Maybe that's why the beach is empty!!

Try listening to stereo beatles cd's just on one channel for some interesting things that are normally inaudible. Yes, I know - Heather Mills calls us 'beatles nutters'...but the reason that there is a vast bootleg cd market out there, is that fans wanna hear something DIFFERENT! ( and no, I did...

In medieval times there were 'Castrato' singers who could reach normally unattainable power notes...by means of being castrated at a certain age. Please understand I am not being disrespectful to this amazing singer...it's just a possible explanation.

What a babe! In the video for 'Crackerbox Palace', George is dressed as a schoolboy...I wonder if Patti ever dressed as a naughty 'St Trinians' schoolgirl?! ....er ..just wondered!

Reality is an illusion...caused by alcohol deficiency!

Love this song - and the words are so true. Fifty years ago, an old man walked his grandson to the top of a hill to show him the town below, nothing but busy factories,smoking chimneys,and noise..' I remember when all this was green fields' he told the lad. Fifty years on, the lad was with hi...

Just been on the news that there's 10,000 tickets up for grabs for the concert in front of the palace, featuring Elton, McCartney etc......but isn't there 10,000 homeless on the streets of London? Give 'em the tickets...then let them live in the olympic village, when all that cobblers is over wit...

This is an incredible performance...I've become a 'folkie' by listening to Mike Harding's bbc radio 2 folk hour on wednesdays! Looking forward to tomorrows Folk Awards.

In case your wondering...THE LIGHTNING TREE/ JUST THIS SIDE OF NOWHERE was by THE SETTLERS and was released as a single to accompany the show.

She was at a Motorcycle show in 1998, for £5 you got a big wet kiss and a photograph with her! Later, I saw the gynacological pictures of her on the U.S website funbay, and I wonder what I'd have gotten for 500 quid!

The solution to all 'troubles'..a united Irish Republic ; but under condition that ALL irish in Britain are deported back to their homeland...'travellers' etc. Loyalists can all come over here in a specially built city in a Welsh valley somewhere, with lots of pubs...etc.

At 54 seconds, I thought it sounded promising when she mentioned getting her hair styled........... but, sadly, no beaver!

Something similar DID actually happen in the U.S show...Cowell ridiculed a girl who had braces on her teeth..and she commited suicide a while after. Cowell is a disgrace and should have been jailed.

The kid should do a private pyle , like in 'full metal jacket' when he snapped and dispatched R. Lee Ermey..with a 7.62 fmj!

Kelly Le Brock was beaten up by Seagull...and he broke Sean Connery's wrist , showing off his 'skills' on a filmset. If Sean was 25 instead of 65 he'd have kicked his ass!

Didn't he break 60 year old Sean Connery's wrist...along with beating up his wife...he aint no hero, just a bully.

potato isn't spelt with an e...ya daftie!

Saw summat on tv a bit since ; hasn't Vanian got a Harley?

The road is an 'adverse camber'...it slopes the wrong way, ..so the tyres don't grip.

Whadya mean 'London'? It's 'Londonistan'!

Roadrage tip; keep a bag of salt in the glovebox and when some hardnut comes to the window... give him a handful in the eyes!

It was a stolen car...england has the worst level of auto theft in the world due to the courts' handing out paltry sentences, when this guy was caught he probably got an ankle tag and community service...it should be 10 years jail! (+chop their thumbs off!)

I hear leicester is the best place to buy the finest afghan heroin..wonder why that is?

The senile old fart is obviously on a day release pass from a 'care in the community' hostel ; which were set up following the closure of many secure mental hospitals in the 1980's - consequently the streets of the u.k are swarming with loonies!

I had an argument with a friend that England is the only country in the world with groups of morons picking unprovoked fights with solitary people, in pubs or on the street. It happened to me in Liverpool, Manchester and London. If you hit them back and hurt them - the police charge YOU with assa...

I live near the town of Colne, Lancashire, England , where there is a memorial garden to Wallace Hartley who was the bandleader. Opposite is a small museum next to a church,( which has some old gravestones dating back to 1620)...and the nearby pub has been named after him too!

Absolutely mindblowing - I tried to learn to play but after a long session , with my fingers bleeding , i threw the guitar down in anger....and the resulting 'KEEERRRRAAANNNGGG' sounded better than anything I'd attempted previously!

In the actual performance at MSG eric gets the words back to front!! ( i was so much younger then, i'm older...etc) but it don't matter because he plays an incredible solo...even better than this brief rehearsal!

I was on the second row, seats b12 and 13! I hung around for six hours outside with a spare ticket....but at 6pm I let a German girl have it for face value; £150. Are you out there Joanne?!

Have you read tony bramwell's book? There's an interesting angle on how Yoko ensnared John because she and Tony were skint....the 'climbing a ladder at the art exhibition' wasn't a meeting of two like-minded souls at all apparently....