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@CyraUK We all have a little Irene Adler in us, don't we?

@Sharpyyyyyyyy Actually, it's somewhat like the latter half of my Complete Sherlock Holmes book. It might even be more than half. Either way, Moriarty is gone. He was a great deal of fun while he lasted, but he's not coming back.

It also happens that I despise milky tea. I do, however, take sugar...

@carzura Then we shall wait for someone to invent a portable slammable mini-door--you just hold it up to the person's face and SLAM the door shut.

Actually, you could probably do the same with a doggy door. Hm. *rushes out to pet store*

These boys are singing a sweet song about Chanukah as news of a missing prostitute rolls across the screen at about 3:12

1:15-1:17 is about to become my new ringtone.

Do not lend Matt any of your toys--he will not give them back.

So. No pants. Hmm...

Simple Plan, catering for the needs of fashionably depressed earlyteens since...well, since when they started. But suddenly you're making me love their music.

@cathrynweatherill Oh, I find Mycroft rather delightful.

They're in the same room for how many seconds before Sherlock asks for some fondling?

@ChippyMinton40 That's why I'm rewatching it now.

Within a week of living with Sherlock, John became a vegetarian.

I think I watch this at least once every day.

@lilanthia I prefer Sherlock's low-pitched voice at the very end. Just when you think his voice can't get more shaggable...

@givemetimeandacrayon That's it--I'm rewriting "Like a Virgin," and then I'll write another one about our very favorite virgin, whom we all hope to personally deflower someday. If John doesn't get around to it first.

@Cherinbrook No, she's Kristin Chenoweth's Irish incarnation.

@MissingSirius Yes! Like Madam Kovarian's eyes!

@jacksparrowiscute Forget the hair; concentrate on the COAT oh my God the coat.

@SuriNin3 I went on Birthright and I have yet to shut up.

@TheHeatherward101 The inaugural ball would be so cool.

@TheForceIsMyAlly Well, he was parodying Lady Gaga...

@pearlypops Obscure to those of us across the pond. I also say "shag" quite often, especially when discussing a certain lovely ginger with a very shaggable--see? Instinctive--voice. Ah, the shaggability of that voice.

@vampirelovewerewolf Or, in a moment of seriousness, because I'm not the only person in the universe that will respect Sherlock's complete disinterest in any type of romance. Or even impassioned shagging, which I have been tempted to do with the Cumbervoice despite the difficulties of actually sh...

@ranmachan29 How?

This is a better advert for SWA than any generic shot of a plane crossing the ocean of your choice.

@iv180 But why, then? If you make somebody something that you both know they don't like, is that really a gesture of sweetness?

@WolframLover00 Because you saw some of the best. Acting. Ever.

Well, Sherlock, if you don't want the hat I know a certain Time Lord who will.

@sternbergzookie Continuation: Were he to wake up one morning as a mind with no body, he probably wouldn't notice until a), he happened to look in a mirror, or b), John started freaking out.

@Lilmisspink101 Actually, that's a very common typo, for me, at least. I'm trying not to read into it too...deeply.

@thecookiemonsta100 That might have been me...but I'll unruin it: turns out he wasn't wearing underpants. I have in my possession an actual screenshot of the Cumberbum (well, Cumbercrack), sent to me by someone who won the argument.

@ysnc12 Two words: Jaguar. Voiceovers. He murmurs an innocent car advert into pure audio porn.

I'll ride that pony.