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This song is the peak of '80s hair metal. Still every bit as good today.

They're original, and the art direction is incredible. Lil Wayne can go drive a Rolls-Royce up his ass.

Pete fucking Sandoval. MA made a major mistake by not waiting for his recovery before recording. No doubt in my mind why the new album is so shitty--no offense to Tim Yeung, who is great in the tracks where he's actually allowed to play. I just don't think Pete would have stood for that horseshit...

I'm a huge fan of these books, and I have to say that so far the series is pretty faithful.

Andols Herrick is one bad motherfucker.

how do I get an Epic Mealtime T-shirt?

@slim0221 it's all "he said/he said", but you know, I believe Tommy. It's a god damn shame. Thanks for this.

oh, and fuck PETA. Fuck em. You can tell them I said that.

why would you donate all that expensive meat to a shelter? Aww, my heart bleeds, it bleeds. Go sit down and pee.

Nice how these million dollar "ganstas" take someone else's song and make it their own. How very creative. No doubt their "street sensibilities" were drawn to gunshots in the chorus. Fucking poseurs. I'd love to see Lil Wang drive a Rolls Royce up his own ass, that would be entertainment.

Image is nothing much. That speaks to a younger audience, what real metal needs. The music is still very technical and brutal.

@goregangsta Tucker blew. Live, his only saving graces were, of course, Trey and Pete. Not to mention Vincent helped write the first 3, best, albums. Tucker has not got anything on his Morbid Angel resume worth a damn.

@fulltimeweirdos I couldn't resist... a square? What are you, some kind of '50s flashback? I'd also point out that SD isn't far removed from OC.

I'm more or less sober and this has to be one of the greatest bits in stand up history.

@Akastunzz RIP? Far as I know, he is alive and well.

is there a band on Earth with less talent than Kiss? Still, brings back memories.

@Trendkill213 fucking A.

@malon3412 thumbs up for the brilliant deduction. You deserve a job with the US government.

this is pretty damn cool. it makes little sense at times, but still my favorite animated movie. move over Incredibles, Jubei is going to whip your ass!

@isoldmymummy your Dover College didn't really make an impact on your writing skills. You sort of come across as a "fucking idiot."

@Trashfished I bet God laughed his ass off.

@IliveinMA I searched out the Rick Donovan scene, and let me opine that you don't jack off and shoot yourself in the face right after some other guy just finished pounding your ass if you're not--shall we say at least a little bit--gay.

I'm a Pete North fan, even met him once. But was it really ...

@FantuckinabulouS you miss my point. I wasn't necessarily talking about a literal word replacement, I was thinking more of word usage. Nevermind. But thanks anyway for the F bombs, you gutless Internet snatch.

To get really ticky tacky, your initial post should have read "similar style to Volbea...

@mayonaises2002 then go watch some clips of that douchebag Dane Cook. You'll feel right as rain in notime. Oh, and take some Tums, will help with the upset.

My point exactly... you laughed at Regan's standup. I grew up in California, and I'm tired of philosophical lectures.

@mycatsnameispiglet actually, I'm not real sure how he had an influence on metal, now that I scrolled down here. Do tell.

Let the children come to me.

Their mother loves me, so shall they.

@BobsWorld666 wow. he had a filthy mouth, so he deserved to die. How about this one: Fuck you, you fucking Christian fundamentalist cunt. See you in Hell, fuckwad.