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Dear Santa,
I want Edward Cullen For Christmas!
YEAH I HAVE O.C.D!.... ( OBSESIVE CULLEN DISORDER)
Do you hyperventilate when you hear the name Edward? Do you wish you had an Edward? Be Bella? As pretty as a vampire?
You know you ♥ Edward Cullen when
~You secretly hate Bella for stealing your boyfriend
~You sit in bright, sunny meadows waiting for something to sparkle
~You write "I ♥ EC" all over your notebooks
~You scream "SUPID SiLVER VOLVO OWNER!" every time you see a silver volvo
~You force your friends to read Twilight
~You're convinced you'll never get married because your one true love is already taken
~You join every Edward fansite on the internet
~New Moon is your least favorite book because it has the least amount of him in it
~You try to control your thoughts because Edward might be listening
~You don't date anyone who doesn't have liquid-topaz eyes & red-brown hair
~You sometimes wish Bella would just pick Jacob so you could have Edward toyourself
~You giggle when ever you hear his name used in a book/movie/TV show
~You name all your inanimate objects Edward
~You prefer air conditioning to space heaters
~You find yourself always wishing you were Bella
~You squeal when you see a lion (the lion and the lamb)
~You cried when he left in New Moon
Edward Cullen is the most adorable creature that has ever existed.
He is a million things, but number 1, he is YUMMY!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
BITE ME EDWARD!
ONLY A VAMPIRE CAN LOVE U
4EVER!!!
U no ur obssesed wif twilight when...
1)u squeal every time u hear Edwards name.
2)u hear the word forks and think of Bella and the Cullen's home town.
3)u start a converstion wif randoms about twilight.
4)U hae twilight luva ritten all ova ur books
4)Uve made heaps of topics on twilight
6)u dont relaise that no 5is missing until u read this
YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN:
1.YOU TALK TO EDWARD ALL THE TIME AND IGNORE PEOPLE WHO ASK IF YOUR TALKING TO YOURSELF
2.YOU WATCHED BELLA'S BRACELET ON EBAY FOR 2 WEEKS
3.HEAR EDWARD IN YOUR HEAD TOO
4.YOU CRIED WHEN EDWARD LEFT
5.YOU COULDNT STOP SMILING WHEN BELLA FOUND HIM AGAIN
6.WHEN U SEE A VOLVO U SCREAM "SUPER SHINY VOLVO NO PUNCHBACKS" AND THEN PUNCH SOMEONE
7.YOU ARE MADE PLANS TO LIVE IN FORKS WHEN U GROW UP
8.EVERY NIGHT U DREAM ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN AND HAVE EVEN STARTED TO SAY HIS NAME IN YOUR SLEEP
9.YOU LISTEN TO CLAIR DE LUNE OBBSESSIVELY
10.U GET ALL CHOKED UP WHEN ANYONE SAYS "THE END" EVEN WHEN ITS AT RANDOM
11.U'VE STARTED TO PRACTICE BEING A VAMPIRE IN UR FREE TIME
12.UR DAILY SCHEDULE REVOLVES AROUND TWILIGHT---{EAT BREAKFAST,READ TWILIGHT BOOK,WATCH TRAILER 5 TIMES,CHECK STEPHENIEMEYER.COM,EAT LUNCH,LISTEN TO TWILIGHT PLAYLIST,CHECK STARDOLL FOR TWILIGHT CLUBS,USERS,NEWS, ETC.EAT DINNER,READ TWILIGHT,DRIFT OFF IN HIS COLD ARMS.....*sigh*}
13.WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "EDWARD" U SCREAM "WHAT?WHERE?!!"
14.MEADOWS REMIND U OF EDWARD
15.U WENT TO THE BREAKING DAWN RELEASE PARTY AND AT 12:01 U RIPPED IT OUT OF THE SALESLADY'S HANDS AND HISSED WHEN ANYONE GOT TOO CLOSE TO IT FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
16.U SEARCH WEBSITES FOR THE CULLEN CREST EVERYDAY
17.U ARE COUNTING DOWN TO DECEMBER 12TH INSTEAD OF THE 25TH
18.U'VE SEEN EVERY INTERVIEW AND READ EVERY ARTICLE CONCERNING THE TWILIGHT MOVIE
19.WHEN ITS SUNNY U STAY INSIDE
20.BASEBALL MAKES U THINK OF THE CULLENS
YOU SAY HUMAN
I SAY VAMPIRE
YOU SAY BIBLE
I SAY TWILIGHT
YOU SAY LIMO
I SAY VOLVO
YOU SAY FAIRYTALE
I SAY LIFE IN FORKS
YOU SAY PRINCE
I SAY EDWARD CULLEN
Edwards prayer!!
Our edward who art in forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles
Thy volvo comes, Thy will be fast
on earth as it is in the meadow
Give us this day, our daily blood
And forgive us as our heart beats,
As we honour carlisle who created u
And lead us in to tempation
And deliver us to u
For thine is the Vampire
The music
The hotness
Forever and ever
a-edward
Love the Twilight series..................Put this on your page.
You say Human.
I say Vampire.
You say Paris Hilton.
I say Bella Swan.
You say Zac Efron.
I say Edward Cullen.
You say pop.
I say blood .
You say vampires are scary.
I say vampires are awesome.
~THE RULES OF LOVE~♥
Kiss on the lips: I luv u
Kiss on the ear: Your Special
Kiss on the cheek: Were good friends
Kiss on the forhead: I dont want to loose u
Kiss on the neck: I want u
Kiss on the shoulder: U are wonderful
Kiss evry where else: Be careful for whts about to come
Laughing while kissing: I am completley comfortable w/you.
Play with ur hair: I cant live without u
Holding Hands: Im happy when im with u
Holding on tight: don 't let go
Arms around waist: u r mine i need u
A hug: I care
Smiling At Eachother: I like u
winks at u: Flirtation
Looking around: Hiding true feeling
Tender kiss on your lips: Ur mine
Age
16
Country
United States
