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Cigars, Explosions, Beer, Marijuana, Siamese Twins, Midgets and fine smoked meats.
About Me:
**The important stuff**
I am orignally from a spud field in the Mourne Mountains of Ireland and now based in Yorkshire in the UK
I am a boring, pessimistic, antagonistic father of two fantastic children.
When not looking after the fruit of My loins, I'm playing bass, smoking weed, quoting 'The Big Lebowski', more weed, Quoting Arnie, more weed, I also love watching Cheech and Chong movies whilst smoking weed.
Love Copy/Pasteing memes to facebook and claiming the credit.
I love fine European cinema, , Love most Genres of music with exemption to commercial pop, Love Football (Soccer) and I'm a big fan of Liverpool and Celtic FC.
I'm anti-fascist, but advocate individual freedom unless it infringes on someones well being,
And thats about it really. Need to know more? Drop me a line and we'll do lunch.
"if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less" - John Donne
"Science is interesting. And if you dont think so you can fuck off" - Richard Dawkins
"Well I'm a king bee, Buzzin around your hive" - Slim Harpo
"If he had been given an enema, he could have been buried in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens on Jerry Falwell's Death
"Your a plastic millionaire I looked under your hood and your jag has a fuckin lada engine" - Me (The comment to my high school head teacher that got me expelled.)
Sex, drugs and rock n' roll are your enemies, but god said 'love even your enemies'. - Me
Treat people the same way you want them to treat you. Luke 6:31 (The only necessary part of the bible)
"I would rather die on my feet... than live on my knees" - James Connolly
"it's better to burn out than to fade away" - Neil Young
**From 'Trailer Park Boys'**
Lahey: If ya want the job ya have to pass an aptitude test.
Ricky: Whats a fuckin aptitude test.
Lahey: A series of tests to see who suits.
Ricky: I'll wear a fuckin suit I dont fuckin care.
**Note**
If I'm missing letters when typing to you I apologise I'm incredibly high it should be also noted that weed flake fodder is clogging up my keys.
Country:
United Kingdom
Interests:
That glorious cup of tea after a bacon butty, Football, Politics, Marijuana, Music, the persuit of knowledge, Atheism
Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Down By Law, Full Metal Jacket, Blue Velvet, Shogun Assassins, Game of Death (Unamericanised Concept Version), 12 Angry Men, A Clockwork Orange, Akira, Dr Strangelove, Taxi Driver, Goodbye Lenin, Deer Hunter, City of God, American Psycho, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Fargo, The Running Man, Commando, Rocky 1 to 4, La Haine, Irreversible, The Stanford Prison Experiment, Europa Europa, Das Boot, Ryans Daughter, In the Name of the Father, The Acid House, Dead Mans Shoes, Four Lions, Reds, Anything with bill Murray, Christopher Walken, Christian Bale
Music:
Radiohead, NIN, Talking Heads, King Diamond, Celtic Frost, Minor Threat, TOOL, Pantera, Tom Waits, The Stone Roses, Anthrax, Nitzer Ebb, DAF, Front 282, Kraftwerk, RATM, Depeche Mode, Air, Pink Floyd, The Smiths, The Music, The Bees, The Music, Velvet Underground, Jeff Buckley, Miles Davis, Robert Johnson, Iggy Pop/Stooges, The Clash, The Doors, Cream, Badly Drawn Boy, Grandmaster Flash, Aphex Twin, The Knutsens, Mull Historical Society, Portishead, Bjork, A House, Unkle, Bob Marley, Radio 4, Clearlake, Grandaddy, The Sugarcubes, Bjork, Erasure, The Pixies, James Brown, Sly and the Family Stone, The Charlatans, James, The Doors, Modern Mouse, The Flaming Lips,, Joy Division, David Bowie, Prince, Morris Day & the Time, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Queen, GWAR, SHAT, The Smashin Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cypress Hill, Arto Lyndsay, Janis Joplin, House of Pain, Iron Maiden, DJ Shadow, Beck, The Seahorses, Happy Mondays, Manic Street Preachers, Ocean Colour Scene, The Prodigy, The Beastie Boys, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, DJ Yoda, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, The Rapture, Placebo, Dandy Warhols, Nirvana, REM, Kazabian, Mars Volta, Rolling Stones, The Dears, Peter Bjorn & John, Gogol Bordello, Death cab of Cutie, The Postal Service, Chk! Chk! Chk, MGMT, IAMX, Cymande, Dead Kennedys, The Tough Alliance, Teddybears STKLM, British Sea Power, Mastodon, Elbow, British Sea Power, Prodigy, Frédéric Chopin, Cymande, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, The Specials, Steel Panther, Motley Crue, Ennio Morricone, And youh bll know us by our trail of dead, Weedeater, A Camp, Air France, Van Morrison, Christy Moore, Andrew Bird, Animal Collective, Aphex Twin, Rival Schools, Aslan, The Answer, The Black Keys, Baroness, Zwan, Yeasayer, UNKLE, Cassius, Wilco, Wheezer, Ultramagnetic MC's, Gary Newman & Tubeway Army, Gwar, Tiny Music, Throbbing Grissle, The Zombies, The Cramps, The Skatalites, Napalm Death, The Shins, The Psychedelic Furs, The Kblls, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Herbaliser, The Greenhornes, The Go! Team, The Cure, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Beta Band, The Airbourne Toxic Event, Afrika Bambatta, Grandmaster Scott and The Dynamic Three, Jurassic 5, The Roots, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Daft Punk, The Beta Band, Stone Temple Pilots, Mudhoney, Faithless, The Chemical Brothers, Team Sleep, Soulwax, Squarepusher, Neil Young, Elvis Costello, The Melvins Super Furry Animals, Slayer, MegaDeth, Black Flag, Henry Rollins, Sepultura, Selfish Cunt, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, Guns N' Roses, Mansun, Primal Scream, Panda Bear, Patrick Wolf, OF Montreal, New York Dolls, Neon Neon, The Klaxons, My Bloody Valentine, Modest Mouse, Manu Chao, Lynard Skynard, Low, Lamb Of God, Ladytron, Kula Shaker, Peaches, Marlyn Manson, Kasabian, Jeffrey Lewis, John Martyn, Interpol, Holy Fuck, Boards Of Canada, Gomez, Husker Du, Henry Priestman, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Blur, Graham Coxon, Gang of Four, Gama Bomb, Eels, Dreadzone, The Eagles of Death Metal, Probot, Doves, Dogs die in Hot Cars, Die Krupps, Dirty Projectors, Death In Vegas, Crystal Method, Chris Clark, Chet Baker, Russ Freeman, Charles Mingus, Carcass, Camera Obscura, Calexico, Burial, Black Lips, Autechre.
Books:
Hell's Angels - Hunter S Thomson, Are You Dave Gorman, The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins, Failed States - Noam Chomsky, For Whom The Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemmingway
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It tells a tale of olde....
Once upon a time....
Bop is right : /
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Fucking Sphincter police ; [
I might join a swinging site though.
Ive always liked it and now i want to learn the techniques.
A bit like sex ; D
Hope you're good mate.
Dailymotion?
Your bowel habits are of no interest to me mate : /
Yeah 2012 pretty unadventful so far....its January ay?
I like to hibernate in Jan, get cozy and warm, though im off to see the family in Dublin at half term, Him indoors is working, the boys are doing their own thing and dont wanna comw ( just as well, winter is boring here and there , especially without their creature Xbox/ guitar comforts etc) and all there is to do there is gon out and drink and me ma will cook me fry ups next morning....lovely! : D
hvent seen mum , sis and co since october.
"All channels VIL be updated to the new FUBAR'd design on March 12th, and there's not a gawdDAMN FUCKING THING you can do about it, heh heh heh!"
I find myself feeling misty-eyed for the innocent days of yore, when Scumfucks could dance in the moonlight without any fear of having their carefully-designed channels pulled out from under them. Sigh...
My comment was too long ; [
Fucking boob tube