READ BEFORE MESSAGING:

I do not do Sub 4 Sub. If your message says one fucking word about Sub 4 Sub it will be ignored and flagged.

Don't beg me to watch your videos, visit your website or subscribe to your channel. ALL messages of this type, without exception, will be ignored and marked as spam. If you need to beg random people to watch your stuff, it's probably because it's not worth watching anyway.

I don't answer Friend requests unless I personally know you. I've gotten way too many whiny "why havent you watched my videos and upvoted them all and left dicksucking comments on every single one your my friend so you have to" messages this way. If you're just on Youtube to whore for "friends", up-votes and page views, you need to get a fucking life.

Nobody cares about your terrible Abridged Series, awful music, bad artwork, shitty anime music videos, baseless conspiracy theories or angry political rants. This includes me. Quit sponging off your parents' AOL account and get a job.

Do not message me asking for game hints, I will simply trash it. Learn to use Google, for chrissakes.

You must also read the following before messaging me:

http://waggoner.lardpirates...

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