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You should be ashamed of yourselves for successfully not pulling off a prank

lol, lil burp at 2:14

Be a purist, Don't share the cover. ;)

@3:15

If the entire world was white and christian and rich we wouldn't have race or religious or economic problems either.

lol he gay

Someday, I hope a girl will feel this way about me and I cannot wait for that. Until then, this is the best song on my powder day playlist.

this song is woooooooonderfulistic

I'm alone in Alaska.

I just noticed that the lions in the album cover were vomiting blood. I've loved this band for years and just realized that.

any other singer wouldnt quite do, bad or not.

wtf is this and why isnt this joan of arc?

zac needs new eyeglass frames, those are all justin bieberish

Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter's room is unsettling.

Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland "unsett...

working late night at lead refinery, vodka break start at 450. walk behind comrades to vodka room, hear shuffling behind me and turn around. colorful headwrap on ground without head. as i reach for it a gypsy steal and jump out window. such is life in Mother Russia.

i get goosebumps when i see some good porno.

This song is not listened to it is fallen in to

Oh yeah man, you ever thought about the test animals? Their non-understanding brains were filled with pure confusion. the humans could rationalize the fact that their going to space when all those extra g's hit them, the dogs could only whine and wonder when their masters were going to come back.

I cant even begin to tell you how sick it makes me to know that the place where I saw this song is now a panera bread.

for those of you that really believe that, good luck getting a job or being taken seriously later in life. also feigned awkwardness (like the actors in this video) is all too common, and sticks out like a toupee.

this is a song I wrote last summer, its called, water.

feels like an egg beater on my prostate gland.

this sounds like an army of vaginas slopping through mud