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wwwwweeeeeeelllllll..... I LOVE VAMPIRES!!!! But not because of twilight. I HATE twilight. Wayyyy too overrated.And b.t.w. I share this account with my friend Jazzmin... So it's Jazzy, NanNan, and Kari. Sometimes we might respond to P.M.s thinkin they were for others... Whatever :-p...
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF PROSE WHICH DEPICTS AND DESCRIBES ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING IN MY HEART
I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like monkeys
How did we ever go this far?
You touch my hand and start the car
And for the first time in my life
I'm crying.
Are we in space? Do we belong
Someplace where no one calls it wrong
And like the stars we burn away
The miles.
I'm a star, you're a star
Someone was told to burn us
Someone ratted us and obtained
The addresses of our meetings
Ceiling is above the eyes
And no one will find.
Voices will crack,
And the ice will break.
And I'm lost with out the key
And the grave is my bed
And it's time to switch off
And they've almost caught us.
Smile, Release,
Cover the mirrors,
Rip apart and say,
"Dead, dead" *
Close yourself off and lie there alone
Become no one
And my hand isn't shaking.
Everything's ok with my hand.
It's time to avenge.
As easy as two times two.
I got in the taxi, so suck it
And don't ever ask
I could never forgive you.
Very Well, that's it.
I've found my revenge
All the 'powder' I could find **
Multiplied by six
Don't call, don't call
I'm tired, I'm tired
I don't want you
I am so fucking tired of you
How did we ever get this far?
It shouldn't have to be this hard.
Now for the first time in my life
I'm flying.
Are we in love? Do we deserve
To bear the shame of this whole world?
And like the night we camouflage
Denial.
(Russian Rap:
Never nothing
Nothing should be started
Never no one
To die and keep silent
Do not search, do not love
Do not pity and don't sleep
Never, nowhere
Let anyone go
Not together. And we'll kill
They will dream of water
Not mine, neither yours
Wires, wires
Heroin, there's no pulse
Only you're not to blame
(This number's not available...)
How did we ever go this far?
You touch my hand and start the car
And for the first time in my life
I'm crying
Are we in love? Do we deserve
To bear the shame of this whole world
And like the night we camouflage
Denial.
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spicyshimmer said:
What I like to do is hold the paper near my mouth between my thumbs and pretend like I'm ripping important things, like money. Specifically the ten bucks I pay your mum for her services.
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