Speedy Church

Mix one part satire, one part irreverence, one part religion, shake and serve. Whats it called? Speedy Church! The internet destination for recovering Christians everywhere. Speedy Church is the comedic response to the current state of oversimplified, literally translated, goose-stepping Christian theology gone wrong in America.

Speedy Church knows the first thing on your mind every Sunday when you go to church. That's right-- "How long is this gonna take?" Fortunately Dr. Gene Park at Speedy Church has got the answer, and you'll agree! You CAN get God and get 'em quick! So don't be shy, pick out that perfect item that says to the world, "I watch Speedy Church every week, and so should you!"

Speedy Church teaches you the most important things about life, such as how to vote, and how to be right all the time about everything. Most importantly, you'll learn how to be happy and hell-free forever! Wow! Watch Dr. Gene Park and subscribe to Speedy Church for free! Also visit SpeedyChurch.com

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