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A Serb, goes into an Albanian bar.
The Bartender looks up and says ' Get the fuck outta here!'
Q) How do u circumcise a Serb?
A) kick his sister in the mouth.
Q)How do u know if a girl from Serbia is a Virgin?
A)If she can run faster then her brothers.
Q) How do you know if a Serb was in your backyard?
A) There is trash everywhere and your dog is pregnant.
Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall?
A) He breaks his nose
Q) How does a Serbian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
Q) What's a crying shame?
A) When a bus full of Serbs drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
Q) What do you do if you see a Serb with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb?
A) Reverse.
Q) What can a pizza do that a Serb can't?
A) Feed a family of four.
Q) what do you call an Serb with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp
Q) How do you stop a Serb from drowning?
A) Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q) Why do Serbs cry during sex?
A) The Mace.
Q) what do u call 2,000 dead Serbs in a ditch?
A) a good start.
Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek?
A)Because no one will look for them.
Q)Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A)They think the smell is coming from outside.
Q)Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
A)He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
Q) What's the difference between a pothole and a Serb?
A)You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?
Q What's the difference between Serb pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q) What do you call a serb with an IQ of 15?
A)Gifted.
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?
A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.
Q) What do you call a Serb having sex?
A)Rape.
Q) What do you call two Serbs on one bike?
A)Organized crime!
Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
A)None, it's a Serbs job!
Q)What's long and hard on a Serb?
A)Third grade.
Q)A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A)Who cares!
Q)What do you throw a drowning Serb?
A)It's wife and kids!
Q)What do you call a Serb with a wooden leg?
A)A waste of wood!
Q)If your American, What would you do if you had enough money to send half the Serbs back to Serbia?
A)Send them all back half way
Q)How do u find the richest man in Serbia?
A)Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.
Q)What do you call 10 black guys fucking a Serbian girl at once?
A)Consensual sex.
Q)How do you greet a Serbian girl?
A)Unzip your pants.
Q)Why do Serbians like to 69 it?
A)So the girl doesn't have to look at her dad in the face.
Serbian girl comes home and says, Daddy I'm pregnant!
Her father replies,is it mine?
Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Serbia?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.
Q)Why are there pretty girls in Serbia?
A)Albanians had to rape somebody.
Q)How do you tell the difference from a Serbian girl or boy?
A)You can't.
Q)Who makes the most money in A Serbs house?
A)The 13 year old girl.
Q)What does a Serbian girl get for her 10th birthday?
A)Condoms
Q)What's so beautiful about a new Serbian baby?
A) new shooting target.
Q) Why do Serbs smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too.
Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Serbia?
A) A tourist.
Q) Why do Serbian women eat with their legs open?
A) To keep the flies off their food.
In the middle of Kosova battle, Serb father and son are watching from distance. Son say Father should I go in now?
No, not yet son!says father.
now, father now!
Not yet, wait
couple of minutes later, Father please now!!
Ok go now.
Son get in battle and start to yell peanuts, sweets, Coca cola, beer!!! ︻┳テ=一
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milatary videos about albanian military call of dutys eney military vids prettey much.some gaming videos funny videos you know the usual flying and all of that u all know lol
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A Serb, goes into an Albanian bar.
The Bartender looks up and says ' Get the fuck outta here!'
Q) How do u circumcise a Serb?
A) kick his sister in the mouth.
Q)How do u know if a girl from Serbia is a Virgin?
A)If she can run faster then her brothers.
Q) How do you know if a Serb was in your backyard?
A) There is trash everywhere and your dog is pregnant.
Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall?
A) He breaks his nose
Q) How does a Serbian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
Q) What's a crying shame?
A) When a bus full of Serbs drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
Q) What do you do if you see a Serb with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb?
A) Reverse.
Q) What can a pizza do that a Serb can't?
A) Feed a family of four.
Q) what do you call an Serb with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp
Q) How do you stop a Serb from drowning?
A) Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q) Why do Serbs cry during sex?
A) The Mace.
Q) what do u call 2,000 dead Serbs in a ditch?
A) a good start.
Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek?
A)Because no one will look for them.
Q)Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A)They think the smell is coming from outside.
Q)Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
A)He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
Q) What's the difference between a pothole and a Serb?
A)You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?
Q What's the difference between Serb pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q) What do you call a serb with an IQ of 15?
A)Gifted.
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?
A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.
Q) What do you call a Serb having sex?
A)Rape.
Q) What do you call two Serbs on one bike?
A)Organized crime!
Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
A)None, it's a Serbs job!
Q)What's long and hard on a Serb?
A)Third grade.
Q)A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A)Who cares!
Q)What do you throw a drowning Serb?
A)It's wife and kids!
Q)What do you call a Serb with a wooden leg?
A)A waste of wood!
Q)If your American, What would you do if you had enough money to send half the Serbs back to Serbia?
A)Send them all back half way
Q)How do u find the richest man in Serbia?
A)Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.
Q)What do you call 10 black guys fucking a Serbian girl at once?
A)Consensual sex.
Q)How do you greet a Serbian girl?
A)Unzip your pants.
Q)Why do Serbians like to 69 it?
A)So the girl doesn't have to look at her dad in the face.
Serbian girl comes home and says, Daddy I'm pregnant!
Her father replies,is it mine?
Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Serbia?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.
Q)Why are there pretty girls in Serbia?
A)Albanians had to rape somebody.
Q)How do you tell the difference from a Serbian girl or boy?
A)You can't.
Q)Who makes the most money in A Serbs house?
A)The 13 year old girl.
Q)What does a Serbian girl get for her 10th birthday?
A)Condoms
Q)What's so beautiful about a new Serbian baby?
A) new shooting target.
Q) Why do Serbs smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too.
Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Serbia?
A) A tourist.
Q) Why do Serbian women eat with their legs open?
A) To keep the flies off their food.
In the middle of Kosova battle, Serb father and son are watching from distance. Son say Father should I go in now?
No, not yet son!says father.
now, father now!
Not yet, wait
couple of minutes later, Father please now!!
Ok go now.
Son get in battle and start to yell peanuts, sweets, Coca cola, beer!!! ︻┳テ=一
████████████████ 100% "Albanian"Shqiptar-(Dardan)███
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./_==o _____________|
...),---.(_((_) /
..// (\) ),----".'
.//___//
//;__//
milatary videos about albanian military call of dutys eney military vids prettey much.some gaming videos funny videos you know the usual flying and all of that u all know lol
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i was bron in shkoder albania i was raised there untill i was 1 then my parents decided to come to america and thast where i am now glad to be here now things i like to do here..im sporty and like the miliatary im gona join it when im 18. i am vary knowledgable about the albanian and american army or eney arms in the us and albana =). i realy like hanging with friends and talking to my friends. i realy like chiling and more. so lol ya i mostly just play sports some times when im in albania i play soccor all the time so im realy good at that. i learned how t oplay football by my friend mike who moved when i was 11 but he has tought me alot besides that im great to hang with in person lol never been a time i havent made my friends laugh or they havent amde me well thats my life so if u dont like me well thats your loss ;).
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Hometown:
shkoder, albania thats my home town lol now im in michigan since i was 1
Country:
United States
Occupation:
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Schools:
Farmington Highschool
Interests:
sports and modles also studying the military investigating wierd things my old school was hunted long story, play games, runescape, and like doing things on here and love operation flashpoint and fallout and eney flynig game is good to me =)
Movies:
behind enemy lines,saveing pvt.ryan,behind enemy lines columbia,top gun, hot shot, meet teh spartans,all final destanations, all saws, this one old movie i forgot teh name but they are like alien spiders i gess lmao, alian vs preditor 1 and 2, i gess some albanian movies, 300, 10,000 bc, my fav shows are, deadliest worrior,famly gy,clevland show,american dad,ghost hunters or taps, mythbusters, military channel,the hunting and ithink that sums it up lol =)
Music:
rock,alittle rap near barly,albanian rap and hiphop or just albanian i gess some bands would be for rock lincoln park, trapt,braking benjermin,3 doors down i gess um lets c lol dident rele plan this out hmm for rap i gess eminem albanian rap vissking my fav,i gess that sums it up =)
Books:
military books, i acualy read flying manuals i probly can fly a plane rite now, flying boks, i gess military technikes, stragitcal offensives. i am a vary good stratagist =)
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ey man your video United States Military ✯Tribute✯///\\\Out of My Way is blocked by EMI in my country :(
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