Hello, this is your captain speaking. You are now aboard my youtube channel. Be sure to fasten your seat belts.

Please take a moment to review your safety features. In the upper-left-hand corner is the back button, which will take you back to wherever you came from. Look around for the nearest exit button. It should be in the top right.

Your in flight movie should be displayed above. If that movie sucks, feel free to browse other movies listed on the side. If you would rather listen to music, please browse the "Favorites" section. If you decide all these movies suck, we have already reviewed your options of escape.

Smoking is not allowed on this channel. If we see smoke we will assume you are on fire and put it out. This is a free service we provide.

I hope you have enjoyed your flight. Sorry about the bumpy landing- it's not the captain's fault, its not the co-pilots fault, its the asphalt. Please use caution when opening the overhead storage compartments because shift happens.

I'm the creepy artist
who lives in your closet.