I actually want to choke the life out of her for him. Why the fuck didn't he blow the fuck up on her? I would fuck with her so bad. Not let her in and just mess with her feeble mind. "He doesn't do anything all day then when he goes to work he showers and shaves!!" I would kill my self or her if I had to deal with that, no amount of love could keep me with that logic no matter what. Sorry for the crazy posting, but insanity.....drives ME nuts.

Man, I agree, I absolutely hate a pain in my proverbial!

Lazy fuckers! For some reason when they say Luulll, instead of three fucking letters L - O - L. it makes me want to choke them. Lulll is the sound you make when you're choking on a cock. L.O.L three fucking letters is to long for you?

Gotcha, thanks!

You know spelt is food, right? Not the past tense of spell. 'Knowing is half the battle!'

Culinary union...? Are their more than one definition for culinary that I'm missing here? What the fuck on earth would they have even 1% to do with UFC or fighting?

He didn't hit his head because they were taking pictures, they were taking pictures because he hit his head. That's what happens when you move with your head down. Rule number 1 in contacts sports - "Keep your head up"

TinyPenis was taken?

On my top ten list of things the make me smile, really big, are liars who get the facts shoved down their throat, even better when it's instant and you get to see them choke up as the realize how fucking stupid it was to lie in the first place and that they can never get that opportunity back.

"My son has resentment for me and I don't know why." ...................... -_- <--- My face as he said that...This statement made 15 seconds after he says he stole his sons 250k inheritance...WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW....WOW........w­ow

Man this dude is feelin' himself AND killing people in MVC3. You can't even hate on that.

I like towards the end when ManBearCloud and support survived against just Voyboy and he stole that red from him. Smart stuff.

I'm in my thirties and have never cut a piece of meat. I cry more than a room full of infants with dirty diapers after their toys have been taken away...EVERYDAY. I'm flustered by tasks that are learned in preschool. Who am I? And no - 'retarded' is not an acceptable answer, perfect adjective, just not an answer.

"I'm not a trophy wife!" Only thing I can agree with. More like the plastic medals they give all the kids that lose so they feel a little better

hahah, that was funny. He knew damn well those were the owners but made an amazing point. That was good.

*Puts up high five - then moves it at the last second* You're one of them there 'idiots' I keep hearing about, huh? For the sake of humanity I hope you're not over the age of 9.

What!? Where?? I'm in!

He cuts his hair every time he wins a tournament.

Play isn't an adjective there...

hahahha, At first I'm reading you're comment thinking "How the hell can you put a blindfo- oh....wow, that's how..."

ahahahha, I was thinking the same thing. No one is going to find this shit.

A few video ago I read this idiot with his "This is all fake!" conspiracy. After watching this though it's so fucking hard to believe that this guy is real. I can't conceive of any human being this absurdly ignorant and cocky and just full of shit.

Would you rather...Watch this video again...or...Jab small shards of jagged glass into your eyes while standing still on hot coals?

If I didn't care about you people and was really mean I would start a drinking game under the rules 'take a shot each time the bitch cries.'

She can't deal with the issues because now she realizes "Fuck, Dr. Phil isn't going to get me my dads money - I'm an idiot."

You're crazy. They have parents, they can put them through college. You say that as if it was his responsibility. It wasn't THEIR money. She says it's not about the money, then didn't make ONE statement that wasn't about the money. It is 110% about the money. This was typed just as the blonde attorney laid it to her. Love it, I never ever agree with her. This time though she nailed it!

Man I fucking die every time you do the hours in slow mo!

You know how many people when reading the title they though "You lucky bastard..."