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Are you tired of the high prices you have to pay for pancakes? Are you sick of the low standards for waffles that you see on a daily basis? Does maple syrup double as a sexual lubricant for you, too? Well then LOOK NO FURTHER! Run, (Don't walk, chubby!) to asscracker's pancake and waffle outlet! (We promise not to make fun of that thing on your face) We have pancakes and waffles from the TURN of the century!!! No, dipshit, THE OTHER ONE!!! Maybe if you had started caring more about pancakes, your father wouldn't have left you as a young child. Got AIDS?!?! Who cares? You still have to eat! (Just don't get AIDS on the pancakes) Come to the pancake outlet - open mondays-fridays 3PM-2PM (we close for an hour to remoisten the seat cushions) All asian massage staff
Are you tired of the high prices you have to pay for pancakes? Are you sick of the low standards for waffles that you see on a daily basis? Does maple syrup double as a sexual lubricant for you, too? Well then LOOK NO FURTHER! Run, (Don't walk...