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Does she need upper plate surgery on her mouth or something?

"Magaret Thatcher Centre for Freedom"? Where is this centre and how do I achive a life-time ban from it?

It can't be a community centre cos she closed most of those while she was selling off school fields and stealing children's milk.

@double0nine009 Which, ironically, is illegal on the Isle of Man.

Superbowl fans - check out Tinie Tempah 'Pass out'

Maggie Thatcher, milk snatcher!!

@finly42 yeap. and less autistic, more 'born simpleton'. Again another West Country trait. Seriously though, is it me or are all of JK's guests either west country or Glaswegian???

I'd say she needs stronger glasses, but looking at the pair she's already wearing I don't think that's possible.

@akatik07 It's okay though - Bono doesn't believe in God, he just thinks he's God instead.

was there a foot and mouth outbreak or something? FFS at least when we had it in the UK we slaughtered the cattle, sheep and pigs first before burying them. Wasn't it Ghandi who said you can judge a nation by how they treated their animals or something?

Hugh Laurie over John Malkovich anyday of the week. Used to love him as the stupid Prince Regent in Blackadder III

BBC - you are officially a disgrace. During one race this season over 50% of all viewers in the UK were watching F1 on BBC1. Shite like Eastenders and celeb dancing would kill to get anywhere near that percentage, yet you think F1 is nolonger financially viable! I don't want my money spent on ...

@abarai2007 Yeah, but only because of his advancing years. He was out with the film crew, infront of the cameras for decades - in the harshest environments on Earth. Any natural history crew or presenter would cite David Attenborough as their unltimate hero.

@Northerncheeks Coca Cola invented the modern image of Father Christmas/Santa Claus as a fat man with a white beard in a red suit. They used the image in a Christmas ad, it caught on, and they have milked it ever since basically!

I cried at th...... oh, no that's incorrect - I window shopped in John Lewis and then went to BHS to buy the same homeware for half the price.

Harry Hill tried to warn us!

"Tabby cat, can live with that. Looks a bit leopardy, might be in jeopardy"

FFS - why was the only YouTube search 'Wild Boyz' with a zed?

@LemmeLieHere Not forgetting the one who died after choking on someone else's vomit!

@paddyjotierney Actually no, Guy Fawkes Day is seen in both lights - we either celebrate the fact that someone tried to bring down the government or celebrate the fact they failed. As a (lapsed) catholic I coudn't give a shit that the monarch has to be CoE - they are the head of CoE Church aft...

Don't piss off a Glaswegian while he's holding a rifle.

Oh course it's bloody training - when was the last time anyone saw two vans parked up outside the front of Buckingham Palace. Unlikely that the postman was dropping a parcel off for the Queen.

Before you start posting this, you need to change "Their's" to "There's..." for the correct context. Nice graphics though.

(plus as 'their' is plural anyway, there is no need to apostrophise the s)

Seriously NZ, get over it - the AB's weren't food poisoned, they were outplayed. Stop making excuses for every WC you failed to win and accept you weren't good enough on those occassions. France have played in 3 RWC finals and have lost each time - anyone hear them pissing and moaning 10 /15 ye...

Texas. chainsaw. massacre.

This ad is now my 'safe place' after watching the pasta sauce dolls one too many times. No creepy singing kids in this one!!

@thed542 "we did it as a module at Berlin uni and I didn't believe the lecturer at first and this is me to the geezer "Are you sure mate?" and he's all like "yah".

Gotta love Jim Howick

why does one of them look like Micky Dolenz from The Monkees???

This dude knows my phone number better than I do!

@ordainos Your explaination of the true interview makes the fake translation 10 x funnier! I did wonder why none of the audience were pissing themsleves laughing as well.

@willthethrill1974 you might wanna check out Fat Boy Slim's track Weapon of choice then.

I can't listen to him without thinking of "Please children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching" lol

Awww Jim Howick's guilty look at the end lol

@pennydesouza same. although I must admitt I was suprised the emphasis was on Cbeebies and not the hot guys on CBBC - Larry Rickard and Steve Deadly 60. yum yum. (deliberately not mentioning May Baynton and Ben Willbond)

Not naming any names but ... Robbie Savage played for Derby County at the time of this scandal. Dirty bugger.

@irbthejames What colour were Princess Diana's eyes? Blue - one blew this way... the other blew that way.

Ohh, it's been years since we had topical Princess Diana jokes...now I understand why the Daily Express misses her so much.

@johnsmithbsc So, actually, what you're saying is you would have stood more chance of getting an A if you had just sacked off all the info you weren't allowed to use anyway and wrote an essay entitled "My big day out" instead?!

Way, way too catchy. Damn you Jessie J!!!