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Calvin with some funny quotes:

"You can present the material, but you can't make me care."

Put this on you page if you hate school, even if you have good grades like me.


When posed with the question "When did the Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock?" This was his response:

"1620. As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations."

Put this on your page if you don't remember half of the things your taught in school.


"Trusting parents can be hazardous to your health."

Put this on you page if you've ever been forced to eat broccoli, or any other unpalatable food.


"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you won't get asked to do it again."


Put this on your page if you hate doing chores that take up the nice winter morning that is usually reserved for plastering your best friend in the face with a snowball.



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A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK; When I grew up I was BLACK; When I'm sick I'm BLACK; When I go in the sun I'm BLACK; When I'm cold I'm BLACK; When I die I'll be BLACK; But you sir; When you're born you're PINK; When you grow up you're WHITE; When you're sick you're GREEN; When you go in the sun you turn RED; When you're cold you turn BLUE; And when you die you turn PURPLE; And you have the nerve to call me colored?; The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism....