I AM SNOGBOSS!!!

I am the Head Snogger of all the snoggers in the world. I snogged very long and hard to get into the position I am in right now, I have been snogging for over 32 years now an hope to continue for a very long time.

About being Snogboss:
The title of Snogboss is passed down from one generation to the next in a secret ceremony. The ceremony is so secretive that the people involved in it do not know who the other people in the ceremonial chamber are, including the Snogboss. No one but the old, retiring Snogboss and the new Snogboss know who he is.
The Snogbosses of old used to contact other snoggers via carrier pidgeons prior to the internet in order to keep their identity secret, now I use the internet (I still keep the birds handy in case of a power failure, my coworkers think I'm crazy for bringing them to work with me).

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