I used to be an adventure like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep I hit her SUB BASE. She loved the INVASION.

Last night, In Hardcore, I got your girl into Last Stand. I used Deep Impact to Double Tap her Bouncing Betties. She sucked me like she had Iron Lungs, I am glad I had Juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her Sleight Of Hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. Luckily for her I used Steady Aim so none of it went in her hair. We went round for round because I was packing Bandolier. And you didn't hear us because we were both using Dead Silence.

So these three guys enter a bar and sit down at the same table. The first guy says, "I have the smallest head in the world." The next guy says, "I have the smallest arm in the world." The last guy says, "I have the smallest.....penis in the world?" They all go to the Guiness Book of World Records to check. The first guy comes back and says, "I really do have the smallest head in the world!" The next guy says, "I really do have the smallest arm in the world!" The last guy comes back and says, "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber!?!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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