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@Cecigirl123 It's Brindle, wise-ass!

Here goes my little poem:

Jew or not,

Vanessa is hot!

Awesome!

@626quagmire Guess he said he made it to some karaoke finals without looking at the screen... Awful...

Does anybody wonder why this does not happen in real life? A father would never have dropped the bridge back to save strangers at the expanse of his only son.

I wonder any of you idiots showering praises after praises over a fictitious idea here (a very good work of fiction though) would ever ma...

@MegaPrasad19 That's funny... No, not your argument... your nutcase logic! If I steal your car, drive for about 30 kilometers, and then, smash it to bits, and if the police catch up, what should they do? Assume that it's my own car that I smashed, and let me go?! I'm so glad you aren't a police o...

@ADBK87 From the movie Fashion...

Wait... Did the dog actually smile?! Gosh! I need to see that part again! Amazing!!!

Meanwhile, in an alien school on Mars-

"... And, this, class, is one of those rare instances when pets seem more socially sensible than their human masters. The dog appears to show such restraint, that it refuses to bite (a canine instinct) this vexing, annoying child of Adam. On the other hand, ...

@LolOmgEpicFail If you drink a glassful of your early morning, freshly voided piss, you will not catch this disease. That's the only way to prevent it.

@noel2sk8 How about Horse racing or bull-fighting, huh? Horse racing is a popular sport in most Western countries, and after a horse is rendered incapable of racing, or breeding, its sent to the slaughterhouse to serve as meat... Is that any less cruel?!

I don't justify making dogs fight each oth...

The Devil just opened the door to let some fresh air in...

@pokefreak3 It gets 'sucked' in... That's almost like getting a blow job.

@moparguy1966 Ah, sure... And I bet you'd say something like, "you know what, let's just give 'em a bullet in their heads, instead of having them bleed to their deaths!"

Wow! The animals would love it, won't they? Its all they wanted, after all- TO DIE "humanely"... Their divine purpose in life ...

I'd heard of phantom limbs... Never heard of a phantom vagina! Now, I know...

The male Donkey says, "getting kicked in the face is actually horny".

Steve Irwin must have formally trained the Kong to deal with dangerous reptiles.

That's such a cute pair of friends! But, one couldn't have been sure about the future of this friendship, because the Chinese eat ducks as well as dogs... Heck, they'd eat humans if they get a chance!

Give up, Jack... You are going to end up sleeping on the sofa anyway.

If ever the Americans/Brits made a movie on Gaddafi, they could think about having Alan Rickman play the role of the dictator... Such stark resemblance- look the first photograph, in particular, of the colonel in his army attire...

@ashhar007 Ya... he will be THERE the day he 'departs' for THAT place... if that was what you meant... lame...

@melosebrainuhoh I bet that was Tywin Lannister... Tyrion would've had Temmit son of Temmit take care of Bronn in case the latter made any noise!

@EpicTroll316 They fuck each other- and they prefer to do it in the dark... that's what happens!

@Chindro2828 Secondly, I do not blame communist ideology to be a direct cause of police brutality in prisons. Perhaps, the law-enforcement guys in a democratic nation would be as brutal, if not more. But, if such a thing were to happen in my country, I as a citizen would have much better chances ...

Exhibitionist piggies! ;)

The best part was the reporter saying- "Lekin yeh to pura mamla hi gadbad..."

@GravityKinG9 Of course its 2011! Whoever had a problem with that! And, what kinda gloves do you suggest, when that guy's got that big, hot frying pan in front of him? He might as well have the gloves melted along with the food. And he needs his fingers to cook that kinda food. I wouldn't really ...