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Name:
Dave T. Kern
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I post videos on this page that have no reason being there. Deal with it.
About Me:
But, even though I loathe people I don't know I'll say some things.
My favorite games include guns and/or violence, but sometimes I'm to tempt to play those awesome games for eight year olds.
Other then blowing people's heads off,
I enjoy playing some casual games, like Lego batman, 007 golden eye, Roblox (Warning contains 15 year olds that can't spell worth shit), ECT.
But my most favorite part of playing games, are the people I play with.
I usually play with my Brother, Binder301, but other times I play with people over the internet.
If I loathe your presence or want to hug you so much you bleed out your ass
I enjoy every second. The people that I'd rather feed to sharks are fun to me because of the fact that most of the time they have a limited intelligence (It being the internet) meaning I can make fun of them with big words, like my favorite, procrastination.
With the people I absolutely adore, I like to have some really silly conversations with them, or some serious shit.
Like one second, I could be talking about a serious war over seas, the next I'm dancing about cake.
If you put me up against a wall with a gun to my head and forced me to choose my favorite gaming company, it would have to be the guys over at Valve.
The reason being is because their personality is almost exactly like mine.
I procrastinate a lot (Episode 3), I have some really fucking great ideas, my knowledge is limited, not allot of people like me, and at times I can piss every person around me off.
I enjoy listening to music as well. (Some weird shit)A few examples: Voltair, Noah and the Whale, Gogol Bordello, and Buiret.
I'm thirteen, so you weird pedophiles fire away with comments.
My intelligence is limited, being the fact, to a limit, have a life, so don't think I will get it right.
You may see allot of spelling mistakes and such, don't be surprised, the internet is full of that. Yes indeed I have a working microphone, I only use it with friends though, or when others are okay with a third-teen year old male is talking on a microphone that makes his voice sound like Mickey Mouse.
I enjoy it when I get stuff, so all you people do not be afraid to give me presents. =3
I do use emoticons, because the fact that I think they are fun. And for you people that don't know what emoticons are (GO FUCK YOURSELVES) get a dictionary.
Yes, I enjoy cursing is fun to say funny words that mean bad things.
Very few examples: Dick, shit, vagina, shit, fuck (your face), and doushbag. (Did I say few?)
So yep, Austin is really my name, but I don't enjoy it when you call me that though. Call me only by Dave.
On other things, my account name is Slyer301.So if you ever are trying to find me on something other than steam you know the name.
I'm hoping that you are literally sick of me talking and want to kill yourself so I'm going to stop talking right now.
Hometown:
Hot Springs
Country:
United States
Schools:
Fuck you district.
Interests:
Fucked up things.
Movies:
My favorite Movie is Little Shop of Horrors (Remake)
Music:
I like music.
