Pawning magnets anyone?

If this program accidentally screws up and destroys data on your PC,
electrocutes you,makes your monitor explode in your face
sets your house on fire, kills you
changes all the text you say in online games to link
causes everyone on the planet(and beyond) to try to kill you
hacks into a nearby nuclear misile and targets your house
changes your bank balance to $0, gets you banned from online games
adds your name to a hitman's list
sucks you into the computer and plays pong with you(with you as ball)
causes secret agencies to come after you
makes you believe you got maggots crawling under your skin
turns your room into a gate to hell
becomes sentient and starts killing everyone on this planet
gets you sent to jail with a guy named Big Bubba or does anything else you don't want it to do
don't blame the author of this program!!
Thanks =D

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