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Just had a nostalgia-gasm. No game will ever top FFVII. Unless it's a FFVII remake..

Luckily for them, they'll never be caught in a snowstorm without an ice scraper.

Someone needs to teach these Libyans how to hold a camera steady...

What a shitty sport.

Is there a world record for fastest press of the mute button?

Discovering this excellent cover was well worth sitting through that horrible movie.

She's a better person for leaving that junk behind. It's not everyone who can walk away from the slavery of religion. Good for her.

Everyone else was high on pot. Charlie Sheen was just high on Charlie Sheen.

Ha! There was a time when I watched Dinosaurs! every...single...day.

I just got a sudden intense urge to fly Southwest. But only as long as it's 1972.

Undifferentiated nerd + WoW = Loser nerd

Undifferentiated nerd + anime = Pansy nerd

Undifferentiated nerd + computers = Upper middle class nerd

Undifferentiated nerd + sick guitar skills = Epic Rock God

All you nerds looking for a hobby to devote your every waking minute to, consider guitar.

@dhyazzperr

There is quite a difference between a technical advance and a scientific one. I assure you there was not a lab full of post-docs working on this...

Fuck the Ravens

Too bad they don't make movies about deaths due to cigarette smoking. A Titanic's worth of people die every single day from tobacco use. Quit now, or you'll be "nearer to God" sooner than you'd like.

This is one of the first games I got when Playstation first came out. At the time, the graphics blew me away. Now, it looks like Atari. Still a heck of a fun game though!

It would never had occurred to me as a kid to bite my friends, but if I had heard this song that seed would have been planted...

How is it possible that I watched this show constantly when I was 4 and 5 and did not wind up gay? I mean, I loved it at the time but now it looks like Halloween on Castro Street.

God, nothing turns me on more than some anthropological information about why humans watch porn. Except, that is, for a good disclaimer that the following porn may not be a realistic depiction of healthy human relationships. I know I'm ready to go!

@KxK96 Would it really have been worth your 15 seconds if the guy had actually shit himself?

I am SO HIGH right now...

@lolhodeking There are ways to slow down a track without altering the pitch.

As someone who has dissected cadavers, I can tell you that the guy on the table is 100% alive for several reasons. 1) Cadavers are extremely rigid. They simply do not move like this, even with electrical stimulation. 2) A whole-body donor of this man's age are extremely rare. Most are in t...

This was a HUGE crap! It must be at least, 17 Courics!