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LIKE/FAV/SHARE if you're gettin' paper! Look At Me Now - Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes (Parody - I'm Gettin' Paper)
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LIKE/FAV/SHARE if you're gettin' paper! Look At Me Now - Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes (Parody - I'm Gettin' Paper)
OFFICIAL SITE: http://www.SmoothE.tv
See the original video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4...
LYRICS:
[Verse 1 - Copy Boy]
Yellow highlighter, yellow Post-It stickies
Yellow ring binders, yellow pack n' shipping
Yeah, yeah, office supply groupie
I get one package of red pens, and two grays
I got a big meeting, on a Tuesday
What I need, I can get - that was easy
People treatin' me, like I'm the bossy
But I ain't the CEO, I just make copies
[Chorus]
Look at me now, look at me now (oh)
I'm gettin' paper
Look at me now (oh), look at me now (yeah)
I'm pressin' the Easy Button
Pickin' up some paper clips and stringin' em together
Now I'm stickin' up some memos on my necklace
Lookin' pretty slick, all the chicks wanna get it
Cuz I wear an ergonomic pad on my wrist
Yeah, that's right, on my wrist
I'm just looking for a mouse to click
Type mad fast like spirit fingers
Carpal tunnel never gonna bite my wrist
Ooh! I'm done...
[Verse 2 - College Kid]
Ay, go easy! It's called the Easy Button cuz you don't have press it so hard
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Lets go!
Cuz I been at home all summer now I'm feelin' like I gotta get away, get away, get away
And I'm goin' back to school where they party every day September all the way to May-May, (go!)
Gotta take myself shopping (bo!) Gotta get a laptop, but
On the side with a flyer making copies, school-supply party
Every time i throw it, it gets bigger-bigger-bigger
Now it's getting out of hand, people covered up in stickers
if my parents see the pictures, they would kick me out of school
Man I gotta get a shredder, I could shred up all the evidence
Then I gotta get a binder with the metal rings
And a three-hole puncher, gotta punch a lot of things
And a power strip cuz I gotta plug a lot of things
Sick of getting shocked again and again and then again (bzzzzzzt!)
This place is the best cuz I got a poster board for my science project
I'ma fill it up with color from my new inkjet
If I take a road trip, then they got the GPS
I can always find a store and I could never be stressed
But I'm rappin' so fast, I'ma blow up my head (sfx: boom!)
Oh man, this place is a mess (no stress)
Luckily they got you covered cleaning up your place
And I got a roommate that be lame with the stains
And we scrubbing it and wiping it and rubbin' it and dumpin it
And even CSI couldn't even find a trace
So basic, I just gotta have it, wrap me up in bubble wrappin'
Jump in a vat of foam peanuts that's used for packin'!
[Chorus]
Look at me now, look at me now (oh)
I'm gettin' paper
Look at me now (oh), look at me now (yeah)
I'm pressin' the Easy Button
[Verse 3 - Entreprenuer]
Man, I'm gon' start a business, I can do this, I'm ain't stupid
I'm enthused, by the profuse, office solutions, I can't lose
Entrepreneur, up in here, I'm the ruler with a ruler
You don't like it, chuck the deuces, cuz I'm comin' through with glue sticks
Heatin' up like a laminator, got 20 mail labels
And a mail weigher, executive chair and a floor saver
In the office gym, got a Shake Weighter
I get points each dollar I pay
Buy my self a present with what I save
Can't hear what you say, you talkin' to me?
Got the headphones Beats by Dr. Dre
I'm so glad, for Easy Tech, computer was dead, until I got wise,
and I got organized, got at new hard drive, now I'm finding more time to write these rhymes
Up at nine, off at five, they keep me focused on my grind
And when I don't got time to drive, deliver straight to me on site
Wish I could hide, and stay all night, maybe I might, stay here for life
With a cashier wife, and we'll live our lives, to the highest heights behind this desk
And one day, yes we'll have a child, teach it to file, family cash cow
I'm makin' money, so take my card, Look at me now I run this town, yeah
[Chorus]
Look at me now, look at me now (oh)
I'm gettin' paper
Look at me now (oh), look at me now (yeah)
I'm pressin' the Easy Button
Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Production services provided by GoPotato
Director - James McFadden
Producer - Tyler McFadden
Costumes/Props - Desiree V. Castro
Copy Boy/College Kid/Entrepreneur - Eric Schwartz
Mom - Kira Soltanovich
Dad - Skippy Greene
Cashier - Tiffany Haddish
Frat Guy - K-Von
Roommate - Kenny Klein
Drunk Guy - Grant Cotter
Boss Lady - Pamela Corey
Hot Girl - Kitty Lee
B-Girl - Heather Zaggone
Nerdy Girl - Shanna Tackett
Backpack Boy - Sean Parker
Mustache Dude - James Dueñas
Special thanks to Adriana Garza and Jamie Chura
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