also see it on http://www.machinima.com:80/fi lm/view&id=35581

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lol

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short

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HALO
One kid learns how to lower his weapon on xbox live.

Made by http://www.youtube.com/user/Th eMontanaMilitia

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Visit the blog for the music list and FAQ!

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Higher quality, downloadable version at my wegame.com account.

I think I needed a lot more shorter skits for this one. I'll shoot for that next episode.

The song in the credits is "Stay With Me" by Ian Slider. Apperently the (Newgrounds Audio Portal) next to the song title in the blog failed to tell people that it was from ... well ... the Newgrounds Audio Portal for some reason. Funny how that works ... and tragic.
You can find it here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audi o/listen/150189

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Let's get some shit out of the way
Download: http://www.newgrounds.com/audi o/listen/242995
I know I cant sing
I know I've posted a crappier version of this before
Music video coming to machinima.com whenever i feel like it
Lyrics

Somebody once told me the your mom was gunna blow me
She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
Firmly gripped on the tip of my foreskin

Well, my cocks now numbin but she wont stop hummin
just pulled the plug cuz im way past cummin
Did it occur just to stop when Im done
Your mouth stays dry but my head gets numb

Im out of here Im done you see
I dont have enough for your back seat
2 fuckin hours drys me you ho
the Stupid bitch cant even blow

[Chorus:]
Hey now, Get it all hard. get a condom, get laid
Hey now, this is prison get those pants off, get raped
And I dont need to be told
That a midget threesome wont uphold

It's a bad place, and they say it gets badder
youre ugly right now, wait until ya get fatter
But the meatier men beg to differ
They will make the hole in your ass a bit bigger

The prison gate is getting pretty thin
Your daughters gettin warm so I think Ill step in
The beds on fire, burning more
And I never want this pyromania cured

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Bill Cosby once asked If I could destroy his ass
he was real hammered and was willing to pay
I said no, fucking homo
Why dont you just go and fuck yourself
Because Im way outa your price range
Well the years keep comin and I dont stop fuckin
Fed through a tube cuz her she broke her jaw suckin
Women take bets just to shoot my gun
Ill do them hard till my head gets numb
Want something new, just come to me
Just know youll be takin some hot meat
You'll never pimp if you cant ho
Youll never suck if you cant blow

[Repeat Chorus]

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halo basicly

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joe make a montage

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joe makes a vid again

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happy new years

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Created by shadowfalcon11

Made by Shadowfalcon11 from machinima.com
gamertag: Silent Dragon11
Youtube account: OneShotFilms
OneShotFilms@Gmail.com

This is the sound of Halo 3, in Cold Storage.
Enjoy and thanks for watching!

If you would like to see this in high quality, visit my youtube page.

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HALO 3 :
Matchmaking: Episode 13 - No Scope Was Involved
Created by Darkspire Films.

After months of waiting, three players, John, Vincent, and Travis, finally get their hands on the much anticipated video game, Halo 3. There they will journey into the great world known as online multiplayer. Friends will be found and lost, bitter rivals will be made and fought, and memories will be formed for all time. It is now that they must battle through a land of sweltering deserts, frozen wastelands, and an assortment of other mind bending terrains. This world, unforgiving and merciless, is known to man as,Matchmaking.

Here are the lyrics to this fragtastic song:

He got a no scope he didnt scope his gun no no, no scope was involved

He got a no scope and now hes killed someone their dead he shot him in the head

He got a no scope what a wondrous feat what a marvelous kill i concede

What do you get when you get real stressed quickly pull the trigger and
hope for the best call them a noob and hump their chest I think you
just got a no scope

And where did your daddy go

He abandoned you when you were only seven years old

And living on the streets is cold you beg for food and money

You beg for food and love

You beg for food and care again


No no no no no no no no no no

Scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope

No no no no no no no no no no

Scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope scope

He got a no,no,no scope

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Still haven't had enough? Download the Mp3: http://darkspirefilms.com/inde x.php?option=com_content&task= view&id=58&Itemid=1

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Created by shadowfalcon11.

This is dedicated to Bungie for making a great audio composition. Great job!

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