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if i ever do something extreme like jump out a plane to go parachuting i want this music pumping in my ears whilst i'm in the air

sexy, really?

"We'll go round the block and see you MOTHER

Beat up out here? Dont have to worry about that in LA, not with your skinny sonsa bitches

That long hair dont cover that redneck boy"

lol damn that guy has got some real cojones!

lol good thing shes able to laugh it off, rather than being a shaken mess

@rchrdbgi8 mate they managed to do well enough without guns

plus if we were allowed guns the dude would have been armed with one, not a chainsaw!

thus easier for him to kill people

lol BJ minister watching porn... oh the irony (yes i know i've missed a letter out, still)

damn, calm the fuck down

in the olden days he'd have shut her up by sticking his cock in her mouth

actually wait, no he wouldnt have... she isnt white!

OMG IS THIS REAL(!)

lol the kid seems drunk

but anyways bet this guy is a good dad (if he has kids)

@TheFirstmagnitude dude if they put them on display like that they obviously want them to be looked at, no matter how much they protest about it

seriously cant stand those fucking women who walk around almost naked but get all pissy and insecure when blokes start eyeing them up!

i know thats a dude but still... CORRR!!!!

"DOOR!"

think a skinny girl would have been able to fight this guy off?

you know it is very sad but i just dont understand peoples urgency to catch the next train or bus or whatever transport. why is the world always in a fucking hurry?

think about it. what was the worst that could happen if you miss your train. you'll be late or will have to wait a while for the ne...

SW14 is south-west jon mate

but yeah his accent sure is annoying

"how on earth does a cat get into a football stadium"

i'm guessing the same way human being got inside?

lol yeah cos that wasnt obvious at all brah!

who gives a shit

@zoeytito9999 yeah me too, does sound like her

@xxeilidhxx1 fat? jesus you must be blind

jeez bet every mans tongue were hanging out when she walked past them

you know a simple tummy tuck and she would look amazing

honestly, she doesnt need to lose it anywhere else

@codmaniyak nah it works cos you know these bitches are simply following what the man tells them to do

my kind of ladies ;)

second dude got extra!!

so shes telling us her parents are money worshippers who would happily allow their daughter to degrade herself for the right price?

i bet they must love her for telling us that

lol the couple in the pool look dull as hell

jesus christ the woman at the end, who i'm presuming is her mother, picks her up in an angrily way as if she thinks her kid was just being naughty or something

that girl was lucky to still be moving after being run over twice!

@cavemenwithcomputers you... lived in isolation for 500 days just to realise that you dont need someone to help you through life??

but anyways now that you've realised it, will you come out from it?

lol the host is shit scared!

@NobleShabazz7 yeah she looks good from the tits upwards

everything underneath puts me off though

beautiful face

...unfortunately i dont want to see the rest

jesus christ that woman is high on air!

omg i actually remember her from her programme she did in america when she went to that fat camp, woah she really has changed big time!

back then you could just call her a chubby girl cos thats all she was, now she is a fucking walrus! jeeez...

why did they have to confirm whether she was getting paid for the interview or not?

how the fucking hell can she be happy when she can barely stand up straight?

fucking disgusting fat arse, dont mind woman with a bit of meat but this is fucking ridiculous. her and both the women feeding her were as big as elephants!

but... that was a good answer?

jesus fucking christ - was Ryan Giggs and his bruvva blind or just desperate?

look at the state of that trollop Natasha, she aint hot at all!

the twins on the otha hand, PWOOOORH yes please!

two lots of hot and they seem nice enough as well... that Georgia bird is hot too

@yuichituba lol one? if they ever make my idea come true i'll be coming back from japan with at least 6 in my suitcase ;)

@yuichituba your british accent is pretty good too

did you copy that "almost" from family guy?