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shlakenjake
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Name:
Jake
Channel Views:
8,607
Total Upload Views:
7,549
Style:
Variety
Age:
25
Joined:
Feb 11, 2007
Latest Activity:
3 days ago
Subscribers:
47
Clearly, now I am 16, and I have my license.
About Me:
 
I attend a school you are likely not to have heard of. I'm a kid in which dreams fairly large. I have an excellent vocabulary and I'm very much into video games. I play Playstation 3, use to play Xbox 360, and hates the Wii. But hey, just 'cause I do doesn't mean you have to. I value other peoples opinions to an extent. I strongly dislike when people force upon there opinion to suit mine when I disagree. I make video game videos. I'm around 6'0 in height and 14 years old. Thanks you.
Hometown:
Thousand Oaks
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Mercenary, Assassin, Hired-Gun, Hitman
Companies:
Foxhound, Third Echelon
Interests:
I'm somewhat of a nerd. I enjoy video games and listening to music.
Movies:
Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist, Punisher: War Zone, Iron Man, Family Guy, Simpsons, Chowder, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
Music:
Alien Ant Farm, Queen, Weezer, Starsailor, Harry Gregson-Williams, Daft Punk, Flobots.
Books:
Books suck so badly that I have officially changed this section to Video Games: Metal Gear (Series), Oddworld (Quintology), Oddworld: Abe's Exodus, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, Metal Gear Solid (Series), Splinter Cell (Series), Crackdown, PAIN, Crash Bandicoot (Original Quadrilogy), Spyro (Original Trilogy), Ape Escape, LittleBigPlanet, Heavonly Sword, Ratchet & Clank (Series), Ratchet & Clank Future (Series), Jak & Daxter (Series), Resistance (Series), Uncharted (Series), True Crime: Streets of L.A., Bushido Blade (Series)
Recent Activity  
shlakenjake favorited a video (3 days ago)
Martin Freeman as the neurotic in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freema...   more
 
 
shlakenjake liked a video (6 days ago)
Sherlock and John have a problem. John/Sherlock.

Song: Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island
Series: Sherlock (BBC, 2010)

Warning: The song is Jizz In...   more
 
 
shlakenjake liked a video (6 days ago)
Hello folks here is the MGS4 Cutscene Cinema hope you don't mind the intro, here are the cutscenes bare with me as I upload them. I Bid you farewel...   more
 
 
shlakenjake added a new video to Remixes (1 week ago)
Best Remix Of Rank1 ever!!! Was Played Under The Megamix Of Sensation White 2007 Amsterdam Arena!, Any One Remember????? :)
 
 
shlakenjake favorited a video (1 week ago)
Person: "Anyone ever tell you you sound like that guy from Queen?"
Me: "No. Never have I ever heard that in my life. Ever."
 
Channel Comments
IceXP (2 months ago)
I'm afraid I have some bad news. Remember that one Mirror's Edge music video I was working on for forever, well, that's all you'll ever be able to do with it, is remember it. I'm not sure if I even have the footage anymore. If I do, it's somewhere deep within' one of my hard drives, but I've tried locating it and was not successful. So, I don't believe it'll ever see the light of day, or the light of your computer monitor's screen.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
NOW it is over.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
Yes, an experiment. I believe you know of the scientific method. If not, then I suggest you look it up, especially if you are interested in the sciences. Now, the reason why I gave you a high school leveled chemistry problem is the fact that almost every high school student has learned chemistry. And last time I checked, balancing equations was part of the curriculum. Now then, if you don't know the answer to something, then look it up. Or at least admit that you don't know how to do a problem. So, be resourceful, especially if you plan on going to college. It will do you wonders. Yes, I am smarter than you. You may not know of it due to my previous actions, however, I am. Yes, at least millions will know that I am an intelligent person by the end of my life. Right now, a few hundred know. Its a work in progress.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
So what if I'm still learning? You're still learning. We all learn every day of our lives. I'm prepharm, you really think I'm that stupid? I have to maintain a minimum 3.5 GPA each semester. You don't become a pharmacist for being an idiot.
Yeah, I'm no major in Chem, but I never said I was, now was I? Quit jumping to conclusions.
"Wrecking" people? Is that what you think you're doing? Whatever you say. You're just pathetic. All I see is just a kid who can run his mouth, but can't back up the shit he says.
Well, at least my hypothesis was true: If you talk in a certain way on YouTube, then you can get specific reactions out of people. Talk nice, they play nice, talk like a dumbass, and they play like they're the smartest person ever.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
I can be as silly as I want to. I don't need to make sense, and I don't need to take anything seriously when dealing with you. You think you're smart huh? Try doing stoichiometry equations in a Chem 1A class, or functions in a Cal class, or write an essay comparing and contrasting the ideas in the books 1984 and Brave New World. Shit, I highly doubt that you can even balance a chemical equation. Also, you have been committing the ad hominem fallacy since day one, as well as many others. I did so as well, but my actions were intentional; they were meant to be illogical, in an effort to get a reaction. You keep rejecting the idea, but why are you still proving me right just like the others? Oh, that's right, you want to try and prove that I'm what you call "stupid." Not happening, because I am not.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
Oh, and before I forget, it might be best for you to remove all of your comments just like I have. Because these are not the droids that you are looking for.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
Oh, this is just too easy. You DID get pissed off, otherwise we wouldn't be having this lovely chat, now would we? I will admit, you played your part well, trying to make yourself feel important in the presence of a dumbass. I mean, what's the point of your comments? Didn't you realize it was going nowhere? Meanwhile, I was just adding fuel to the fire. You did give me a good laugh with all of the name calling, the trash talking, and trying to prove that you were smarter than me. It had no effect on me. You really think that I would let my emotions let loose that easily? Well, guess what, this was my real plan. To get you to react in ways that I could so easily predict a mile away. Think what you may, but in the end, I will always have the last laugh.
DAK075 (3 months ago)
So here is the channel of the kid who thinks he is smarter than everyone else. I fucking hate your type.
Words of wisdom: Go far in life, but don't be an asshole.
I'm done with you.
shlakenjake (7 months ago)
Haha, look at the loser that blocked me. That argument was filled with the most idiocy I had ever seen. The grammar was horrible for a "smart kid", and I don't recall saying that I was a democrat and socialism is the best. I never even implied it slightly. Regular humans beat superhumans all the time in fiction. Batman beat Superman, Captain America beats Daredevil. And Snake beats Chief. Get over it kid, you're so dumb. And for the most part, yes private school is way better, but I guarantee your school isn't ranked higher than mine. Morons like you make Halo fanboys look EVEN worse.
gamefreak1000000 (7 months ago)
Why do you democrats think you're soo smart? If you ever taken a class in economics, you'd know why socialism fails. You don't think Socialism fails? Yeah, you are a fucking moron. Private School provides better education than Public School. You know, you're starting to sound like my former friend who thinks that Public School provides better education than public school. You're a fucking moron and the fact that you think a human that isn't augmented can beat a super human who is 7 ft only proves that you are fucking stupid. I'm sick and tired of arguing with a california moron who thinks they're smart, so until you can program an internet browser in c++, python, and java, then you're all talk.

I'm blocking you because you're a fucking moron. Enjoy your life in complete failure while having the government hand out money to your helpless ass!
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