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I know no one's gonna teach me everything
We all come and go alone
Each so deep and superficial
From the forceps to the stone
Remember your a Womble!
Bitterness is like consuming poison and expecting someone else to die!
What you say about others may reveal far more about who you really are!
We all come and go alone
Each so deep and superficial
From the forceps to the stone
Remember your a Womble!
Bitterness is like consuming poison and expecting someone else to die!
What you say about others may reveal far more about who you really are!
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"Why you worthless ,insufferable,wretched,no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered,"you even sound exactly like her.
The old guy said, Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5p.
I invested that 5p in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10p.
The next morning, I invested that 10p in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20p. I continued this system for a while, by the end of which Id accumulated a fortune of £14.00.
And thats how you built an empire? the boy asked.
Heavens, no! the man replied. Then my wifes father died and left us two million pounds .
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"