About this user
OKAY, I JUST MADE MY PROFILE ALL NIFTY AND SHYTE, BUT I AM CLUELESS AS TO THE INS & OUTS OF YOUTUBE, OTHER THAN VIDEO WATCHING. SO, I MAY GOOBER SOME EMAILS, VIDEOS, AND COMMENTS. BEAR WITH ME. I SWEAR I'M NOT AN IDIOT IN REAL LIFE, LOL.
So, who am I? I'm a writer, a lyricist, a showerhead rockstar, and many other things which probably cannot be fully surmised on paper, however electronic. I'm short, sarcastic, and have a fabulous sense of humor, if I do say so myself! I thank my dad for it. Yes, I'm really 4'11...... and i love being short, so please, no height jokes. I PROMISE you, I have heard them all before no matter how ORIGINAL you think yours is.
I can seem rude at times due to how blunt I can be, but I'm not mean, just honest. I tell people what I think and I respect it when people do that with me. I love dancing, and all music, but I don't dance to polka or country. I CAN dance to them *12 years of tap, jazz, and ballet, I damn sure better be able to dance to them!*, I CHOOSE not to. Bigggggg difference, lol.
I love to laugh, so if you think you got the yucks, good luck and try your hand at making me cheese. I thought it was funny as hell when Brad Pitt bounced off all those cars in Meet Joe Black, and if you didn't think that was funny then you won't like me!!
I love diversity. I thrive on it. I like people who love to laugh, don't mind a dirty joke, and prefer not to sit on their ass having the world dictate their future.
And now, after you think I'm a complete bitch, welcome to my page!
Age
29
Country
United States
Companies
www.myspace.com/poets4hire
Interests
Hobbies? Uh..way to put me on the spot and make me sound completely boring when I can't think of shyte. I'll say the average, then. Dancing. Swimming. Writing. Cooking. Hanging out with friends.
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