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"Not even on the Brooklyn side." That is the hardest Sam will ever make me laugh. Ever. Quit while you're ahead, you dopey fuck.

I don't have the words to describe how brilliant this is. Except brilliant. So I guess I do have the words.

That is the greatest picture of Jimmy ever. Poor, miserable 'lil sorta-midget. Makes me wanna slap him on the head until there's nothing but big, red handprints all over it, then kiss it and make it all better.

@TorbjornRJ Ah, ya beat me to it, ya clever sumbitch.

@Atheieye He should give one of them to Derosa.

@cottodabodykill Yeah, typical left wing, twisting things up and making them funny. How dare Louis CK do his job and make me cry laughing.

@LAPunk1986 None of which distracts me from the fact that you listen to the show (even if it is on YouTube) but don't have the integrity to tell anyone what you listen to because of 1/3 of the show. None of them would have solo careers. Stop being a douche because you tried to be Opie's friend ...

I love that he knew what had happened two seconds after he came back in. Bawby's pretty fuckin' quick when it comes to asses.

@dobbins2550 What do you mean, is "free speech all you can say?" Is that not enough? It's been a couple of years since this went down--did anyone actually rape Laura Bush or Condaleeza Rice? I'm assuming not, since we probably would've heard about it. So who exactly was hurt by the bit?

If y...

Not that I'm complaining, but what do the tits on the left have to do with anything?

This is why this show is amazing. They muddle through everything, riffing and joking and just generally making a mess so that when something like this happens, when the timing is just perfect, you know it's not bullshit. Rock on, you sick motherfuckers.

Yeah, Louis CK sucks! I heard he fucked Fredrica Bimmel once (great, big fat person she is) and I'm pretty sure he lost his dick, which is why his wife never fucked him again. Also, he let Jim Norton piss in his oatmeal, and what kind of pussy can't restrain the hilarious but physically inept N...

Looks like the other post was edited for time, though, and I for one would like to hear the whole thing. Can't get me enough Louis CK.

The truth may be out there, but it is certainly not in the title of this video. Also, scoring your stupidity with vaguely spooky-sounding rock music helps convince no one. From now on, please expend your excess energy trying to get laid. Or is pussy what brought down the towers?

That Tony douchebag is kind of funny.

@tcharmon74 Taken off by who? The company they're making money for? I'm afraid "should" doesn't buy shit.

@Nightwing690 That asshole degraded himself when he pulled the trigger. I "hpe" you do the same. In fact, if you do it quickly enough, I promise never to "seak a word" of it myself.

P.S. I also enjoy "firls" to shit in my mouth, even though I don't know what that is.

"Either you die, go insane, or quit." That's true of everything ever, you numb cunt.

Yeah, we put Hicks at 19, but Channel 4 put Carlin in the 60's. Talk about not appreciating genius.

@Hodgey1989 I didn't.

I love Colin Quinn so much.

Thanks for putting this up. Opie haters are too ignorant to be anything but pitied.

@xKronoz He keeps bringing it back to himself so the other guys can keep slamming him. Stop trolling Perez.

@LAPunk1986 Yeah, why don't you do that?

It's very telling that the only one trying to be funny here is Opie.

"Yeah, we'll be bringing ma." Opie's good lines are like threesomes. Rare as hell, but always a highlight.

Jesus Christ. Twitchels with his OCD and Tourettes, Big A's stuttering and Anthony's germophobia. Any budding psychologists looking for a thesis, your search is over.

Thumbs up if anyone else is getting a closeted gay vibe from this guy.

"You're failing at that, too." Who knew there was someone E-Rock could pwn?

"I spent the next hour just teaching his bathroom a lesson." This might be the funniest thing Opie's ever said.