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fat-Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, (fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Ritcker scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie alah mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you knowa
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Let me tell you once again - who's fat?
If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo! woo! woo!
(when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamu
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just come tell me once again - whos fat?
othr vids
Yummy-
I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes (you see me)
Walk in, the place
They know, my face
Encore, sophomore
Only one solo, I swore
Big mouth, applause
Oh please, one more
Wanna hear it before I say naw
Let me check my itinerary
Ummm, alright
Presto, skintight
Escaped & I risked my life
For what? So I can watch them bite
Only one Gwen you can find like this, I mean blow your mind like this
Your key won't shine like this, if it's yours then you know it won't wind like this
(Wind it up)
[CHORUS]
I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes (you see me)
I know you've been waiting but I've been off making babies
& like a chef making donuts & pastries
It's time to make you sweat
Sex & sugar is the flavour
Ovens & beaters & graters
Beats made of bongos & shakers
It's time to make you sweat
[Pharrell]
Walk in, the place
They know, my face
Billion-aire boys, ice cream dripping 'cross the floor
Big house, garage, bentleys, ferrar
Wanna go before I say naw
Let me check my itinerary
Ummm, alright
G4, G flight, bed in the back so I have a G night
Good night, hood right?
Ain't no nigga you can find like this, I mean blow your mind like this
Nigga's watch don't shine like this, if it's ticking then it don't tell time like this
[CHORUS]
I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes (you see me)
I know you've been waiting but I've been off making babies
& like a chef making donuts & pastries
It's time to make you sweat
Sex & sugar is the flavour
Ovens & beaters & graters
Beats made of bongos & shakers
It's time to make you sweat
Now sweat, baby
Get stupid, jump up go crazy
L.A.M.B, in 3D
Worldwide across your TV
P you crazy, how'd you get this?
This sounds like disco tetris
Do I have time to connect this?
Let me check my itinerary, Ummm
I came back for my spotlight (for her spotlight)
I disappeared like Houdini (where Houdini?)
If yours didn't come out right (if it's not right)
Go to Kinkos & xerox me
[CHORUS]
I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes (you see me)
I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes (you see me)
I know you've been waiting but I've been off making babies
& like a chef making donuts & pastries
It's time to make you sweat
Sex & sugar is the flavour
Ovens & beaters & graters
Beats made of bongos & shakers
It's time to make you sweat
othr vids part 3
It's Alright It's Ok -
You told me
there's no need
To talk it out
Cause its too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
No looking back
I wont regret, no
I will find my way
I'm broken
But still I have to say
It's Alright, OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
Alright, OK
So don't you bother what I do
No matter what you say
I wont return
Our bridge has burned down
I'm stronger now
Alright , OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
You played me
Betrayed me
Your love was nothing but a game
Portrait a role
You took control, I
I couldn't help but fall
So deep
But now I see things clear
It's Alright, OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
Alright, OK
So don't you bother what I do
No matter what you say
I wont return
Our bridge has burned down
I'm stronger now
Alright , OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
Don't waist you fiction tears on me
Just save them for someone in need
It's Way to late
I'm closing the door
It's Alright, OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
Alright, OK
So don't you bother what I do
No matter what you say
I wont return
Our bridge has burned down
I'm stronger now
Alright , OK
I'm so much better without you
I won't be sorry
It's Alright, OK
Alright, OK
Without you
No matter what you
It's Alright, OK
Alright, OK
Without you
I won't be sorry
hidan
kakuzu: Ummmmmmmmmm...
hidan: [Laughter] I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja!
kakuzu: Ummmm. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate.
hidan: Dude, we're ninjas now! We graduated from Ninja Tech.
kakuzu: Yeah, but that means respecting what it means to be a ninja, which means patience--
hidan: No, dude, I'm going to go to parties and people aren't even gonna know I'm there, and they're gonna be like, "Did you hear something, Tad'" And they'll gonna be like, "No," and they look up and I'm all clinging up on the ceiling, and they're gonna be like, "What the--a ninja' Awesome it's a party!" And I'll be like, "Just throw the cake up here, please!" Dude, I'm a ninja!
kakuzu: Dude, listen--
hidan: I'm a ninja!
kakuzu: No no no, don't exploit--
hidan: I'm wearing all black!
kakuzu: Don't exploit the ninja. The ninja is calm. Repeat! Calm!
hidan: Calm, yeah, I know but--
kakuzu: Okay, defense...
hidan: Oh yeah.
kakuzu: Strategy...
hidan: Yes.
kakuzu: Eye of the dragon.
hidan: Oohhh!
kakuzu: Feel the power of the energy from below.
hidan: We must go out and ninja in the night.
kakuzu: You must start our quest.
hidan: Shall we'
kakuzu: Yes.
[Song]
kakuzu: Like the shadow serpent, the silence is my veil!
hidan: Yes, and with precision of the cobra--
kakuzu: Ninjas kill and leave no trail.
[Together]
We know ancient stuff, and we have fun F*****g things up.
hidan: For instance!
kakuzu: In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice!
hidan: I can jump ROOF to ROOF and get my friends free cable. It's bad ass!
kakuzu: I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car!
hidan: Rock and roll!
kakuzu: Ninja of the night!
hidan: Ninja of the night!
[Together]
Ninja of the night!
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