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Roseanne refuses to support Jackie's new career choice: being a police officer. This leads to a huge fight between the pair. In the end, Roseanne f...

The Conners get their first VCR. Roseanne has a difficult time accepting Jackie's departure to police training camp. Becky goes to a high school pa...

One of Dan's poker buddies gives Roseanne a passionate kiss.

After Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss, she invites him to dinner with the family. Once he arrives, the Conners feel awkward as he...

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school when she breaks wind during a presentation before her fellow students, and soon becomes the laug...

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory. After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne a...

Roseanne, seeking a better job than her current telemarketing position, nearly lands what seems like ideal employment. She calls everyone and they ...

When Roseanne gets a second job at the Lobo lounge, she discovers that Dan and herself are spending too much time apart, and turns to Jackie for su...

Roseanne has found a new job working at a fast food restaurant. When her obnoxious teenage boss annoys her, she tries to butter him up by inviting ...

It's the Conners' favorite holiday -- Halloween! Dan and Roseanne engage in a massive prank war, and everyone helps out to make the Conner house th...

The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner, in which Jackie tries to hide the fact that she is a policewoman from her parents.

Roseanne just wants to spend five minutes in her bathtub, alone. When this denied, she fantasizes about a "perfect" life, which mainly involves her...

Becky and Roseanne are engaged in a particularly nasty string of fights. This leads to a war of silence between the pair.

Darlene writes a poem for school and wins a prize. She is asked to read it at a special assembly but is reluctant to do so until Roseanne coaxes he...

Roseanne decides to go on a diet when her pants will not fit one morning. She convinces Dan to diet with her. Can the Conners resist the delicious ...

An old biker friend of the Conners comes roaring into town. He makes the pair feel old and fat with his wild lifestyle. In the end, they learn that...

Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment when she has enough of her meddling in her lovelife, but the sisters reconcile.

As the ending credits r...

Becky and a friend decide to experiment with alcohol one afternoon. Darlene actually protects her sister for once, but in the end, Roseanne finds o...

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Jackie has finally found 'the one', but Roseanne's meddling in her sister's life explodes in her face.

Jackie runs the house while Roseanne is away with her father after he fractures a hip.

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Dan loans $1500 to Arnie thinking he's going to buy Nancy an engagement ring but then he uses it to buy her breast implants. When Dan starts fallin...

Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He would rather avoid it by going fishing, but his family insists on throwing him a surprise party.

Roseanne's 37th birthday prompts her family to build her a writing room where she can take up writing again. Roseanne is overjoyed, but finds herse...

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo -- which makes her suddenly popular at school -- but Roseanne is the ...

In an effort to get closer to Becky and Darlene, Roseanne and Dan stray into new terrain. Roseanne spends more time with Darlene, and Dan with Beck...

Gary gives Jackie an ultimatum when she's injured in the line of duty. Becky and Darlene start to think that DJ's a psycho when they discover his s...

While the Conners are anxiously awaiting the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test they all share their differing opinions on whether or not she sho...

Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for Halloween and for fun mingles with some guys at the Lobo Lounge. Dan is upset about DJ wanting to be a witch...

Roseanne and Dan think it's time to give Becky a lesson about birth control but are shocked to catch Darlene making out on their couch.

Roseanne and Dan are in the market for a new bed. Becky starts seeing a rebellious teen named Mark.

Roseanne quits her job at the hair salon when she gets a new job as a waitress at Rodbell's department store. Becky and Darlene are fighting over t...

When Roseanne's mom pays her a surprise visit, she tricks Jackie into coming over for a share of the torture. As their visit drags on, Roseanne is ...

When Becky and Darlene break curfew, Dan and Roseanne try to teach them a lesson by staying out late and sending Jackie over to make sure they worry.

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie after lying about not seeing Mark.

Dan's father Eddie surprises the family with an uninvited visit, revealing that he and Crystal are romantically involved. Dan doesn't take it well,...

Crystal gives a shock announcement: she's pregnant! Her pregnancy is taking a toll on Dan, who can't accept the unlikely courtship, but puts the an...

When Dan starts dreaming about another woman, Roseanne feels threatened, and decides to meet this woman at Rodbell's.

Roseanne gives Darlene's classmates a crash course in home economics when she takes them on a trip to the supermarket, much to Darlene's embarrassm...

A crash course on 'Cyrano de Bergerac' has Jackie struggling to remember her lines for the play, but Roseanne lends a more-than-helpful hand.

Roseanne feels humiliated when Kathy Bowman, her new neighbor, looks down on her like white trash and says that DJ is a bad influence on her son, T...

When Mark and Becky ride Dan's vintage motorcycle without asking, Dan hits the roof and Roseanne orders a showdown at Mark's house.

Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas is interrupted by a snow storm.

Roseanne and Dan ponder over opening their own business; a motorcycle shop, alongside their friend who gets cold feet at the last minute, but leave...

The Conners hold a barbecue for Mother's day, where feisty Nana Mary displays her acts of motherhood on Bev, surprising Roseanne and Jackie of how ...

Roseanne assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After a near-fatal accident at work, DJ follows Dan around obsessively. Jackie is offended when she...

Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge at home when they start working 15-hour days. DJ starts to feel neglected.

Becky comes to Jackie and Roseanne for advice on birth control but reveals that she has already slept with Mark.

Roseanne tries to persuade Darlene to wear something feminine and formal to her school dance, but Darlene shows no interest.