Ian Joe Dutch

After the days of the great pain I came
With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe.
With a suit made of electricity..
With a suit made of electricity
I ran through the Great Wall of China, convincingly.
That was after the World Tour..
That was after the World Tour
when I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core.
I did the show on a fireball..
I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer
ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear.
I fought fear with the Hammer of Thor lent me..
I fought fear with the Hammer of Thor lent me and tangled with the Angel of Death for four centuries.
Put a nameplate on a asteroid belt..
Put a nameplate on a asteroid belt
and I ran through the future with an android's help.
That's when civilians were made of metal..
That's when civilians were made of metal.
I received the Coronation cause I had the last flower petals.
My power settled a clash between races..
My power settled a clash between races
and put good people on the magazine faces.
Substituted television scandals with elephants and pandas.
tell 'em it's the elegant commando.
With a hand so large..
With a hand so big, I punched a sphinx
in the nose, and the nose decomposed, and so the story goes.
I smacked a 40o out of a young man's hand..
I smacked a 40 ounce, out of a young man's hand
and fed him lesson's of life to formulate a plan.
I wore the Prime Meridian as a wrist band..
I wore the Prime Meridian as a wrist band
and gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man.
I thought of freedom and I jetted to the Promised Land..

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