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What's 6" long and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?

Whitney's crack pipe.

h8rs gotta h8, u look back at a more patriotic america and they were still there, spreading lies about a beautiful rendition of the natl anthem

Luv how first word outta memaw's mouth is "try bitch u not gonna do it" -- funniest shit since Shake That Ass piano scene in Scary Movie 3 and holla if you saw that crunked at the midnight show first week that movie came out

@usp246 wtf are the ting rings, and why can't they write their own songs?

the quality of comments seemed to have taken a dive four days ago

Fuck off, you commie douche. "Tiger kills crocodile" smoked your interview with the lizard with 32 million views. Suck it!

would you poop on my knee in a mickey d?

"Brainwashed" or loyal? Cain is an idiot, if he cannot see that the 1964 Civil Rights Act was as monumental for blacks as the Emancipation Proclamation was for the Republican party before then. Republicans need to be the party of Lincoln, but you don't do that by calling people ignorant. You win ...

I sat at the Saks Fifth Avenue counter for a couple hours last night going through Les Exclusifs and just discussing the house. Mademoiselle was one of many discarded formulas in their vault pulled out for a limited run as a placeholder until they released Chance. There was no promotion at all, y...

The slap bass ruins it, otherwise very soulful.

NOBODY WINS THE DAIRY CHALLENGE

fuck all the ads on this video... VULTURES

This was back when the Oscars had stars, and people cared who won. These were all memorable movies -- Dangerous Liaisons, Working Girl, Rainman, Gorillas In the Mist -- and every one of these actors went on to become legendary stars. This must have been a tough call to make, but Jodie Foster dese...

@seahorse05

Francisco Lopez de Gomara knew the only difference between a gay man and a Puerto Rican is a bottle of rum.

She is crazy, but this is the one thing I've seen her make that is crafty and might trick somebody into eating something healthy.

Romney is running in the wrong party. He should have just run against his buddy Ted Kennedy, who wrote Romneycare, in a Democrat primary. Romney is more Democrat than Obama, who shrinks from gay marriage. It was passed in Massachusetts under executive fiat by Romney, who was fulfilling his promis...

My cat looks exactly like the silver one @ :50 that jumps on the table. Her name is Earle, because we found her in our garden when she was so tiny that her eyes were still shut. We raised her and fed her with an eye dropper. But she has big gorgeous green eyes and a distinct personality. She is v...

@BlackRepublican2010 Government has no business defining marriage for religion and vice versa.

@MrGregglesC By blaming Israel for Hamas, you are supporting Hamas, since you are repeating propaganda. The reason Palestinians voted Hamas into power is that they get money from the US in foreign aid, and they get money from Iran as mercenaries. Hamas is a welfare scam for dispossessed groups th...

"If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade."

Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol.2

Nitpicking here, but "So Americana" makes it sound like collectible kitzch and is too detached, a trap Obama often falls into. Authenticity is going to be key to a Huntsman candidacy, if he is going to excel in the retail politics necessary to secure the nom. He shows aptitude for that. But "This...

@KatiePuckrikSmells Thank you for the clarification. His comments were rightly condemed, but I really like the 2005 formulation. The identical names are confusing.

Shannon FTW. They will corrupt William.

Tim Burton's Batman was campier than Nolan's method take, which modernizes the franchise with faster editing, videogame fight sequences and Bale's over-acting. He's not just Batman, he's been trained by secret Tibetan warriors, undergone sensory deprivation, acts more aggressively and is more ang...

It must have hit San Francisco with all that glitter flying.

Awful suit @ 2:00 (the 90's?)

@JohnRhysMusician He has hit his ceiling in the polls. A good deal of Romney's support is name recognition.

Huntsman is rock solid on abortion, gun rights and fiscal policy. He is moderate on civil unions, immigration and the environment -- much like GWB throughout his two terms. Republicans like candidates from the West like Goldwater, Reagan and McCain. But don't listen to Pat Buchanan! McCain was no...