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[assumes German accent] You are being very foolish. Ve have WAYS of making you talk.

...And then Christianity gets adopted into the Roman religion.

- Boy, that was a mistake.

Testify!

An ode to Sean Hannity:

Aping urbanity

Oozing with vanity

Plump as a manatee

Faking humanity

Journalistic calamity

Intellectual inanity

Fox noise insanity

Your profanity, Hannity.

Well, the contemporary practice of Islam is tantrum-based hysterical gibberish.

Had a buddy who was in the US Army, stationed as a speed-bump between Frankfurt and Fulda, right on the border between West and East Germany, in the early '80s.

Nervous time for him as everyone was saying there was where the first drive would occur.

After the waves of cruise missiles, conventiona...

Welcome, my son, to ...the MACHINE.

02:15 Song "We're here because we're here because we're here because we're here..."

I was talking to the spirits and I asked if there were any psychic spirits in the afterlife. They said the souls of psychics are immediately sent to the depths of hell for their terrible acts in life, taking advantage of grieving people and being hideous charlatans. Nice to see such justice meted...

And then they killed Nicky Capelli, right behind the ear with a .22.

Richie loved to use .22s because the bullets are small and they won't come out the other end like a .45. See, a .45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head, and there's a lot of dry cleaning involved, but a .22 will just...

1:15:00 Wait, WHAT? Dinesh said that Christ stated that if you think about a wrong act, you have broken the Commandment forbidding it (if you have contemplated the sin, you have committed it --ex: lust after a woman in your heart and you have sinned), and then he says Christ says nothing about pu...

11:00 New Zoo Review?

Jesus... I remember that crazy TV puppet show.

@Sheriffjohn316

Yeah, you can go ahead and fight for your delusional mythical invisible sky-daddies all you want. Don't expect everyone else to go along with your own jihad. The faster religious fanatics eradicate each other, the better. Your asinine, primitive behavior has ruined the world for ...

...But they shall help to rebuild Isengard which they have wantonly destroyed, and that shall be Sauron's, and there his lieutenant shall dwell: not Saruman, but one more worthy of trust.'

But Gandalf wanted assurances from Sauron the Base Master of Treachery that the prisoners were alive, but no...

If I remember correctly, the head explosion scene in Scanners (one of the most famous of such scenes) was done, not with explosives (the charges or fuses got wet, or something along those lines), but with a shotgun. A dummy of the person was made with a head filled with blood and brains (or facsi...

So... Dawkins has been turned into an Atlantean?

It would be AGONY for me to sit and listen to these imbeciles without calling them out on their bullshit.

@ProudAtheistIndiana

My pleasure.

I wanted to encapsulate the basic planks of each candidate's platform they presented to the electorate/audience.

Kudos to RP for mentioning that contraception is a right founded in the right to privacy --see Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 U.S. 479 (1965). Abortion is also founded in this right (emanating from other rights based on privacy, such as the 4th Amendment right against unreasonable searches and seiz...

I will take bribes only when profitable to do so!

I can get behind this guy.

Evidence of Iran smuggling nuclear bombs through the Iran-Venezuela-Mexico Pipeline?

The same evidence used when explaining how Jesus told these cretins to run for President?

Except, of course, Vermin Supreme. The Flying Spaghetti Monster told Vermin to run or He would melt Vermin's face.

Vermi...

Remember Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, suspected of killing 19 people was given immunity for his testimony in bringing down a notorious Mafia crime organization. People asked the US Attorney how he could forgive such a murderer, he replied that Sammy killed 19 other Mafia hoods, not citizens, and the...

In the Genesis creation story, the serpent was just described as a serpent, not Satan.

The Satan (or the Accuser) first made an appearance in Job, but is mostly prominently featured in the New Testament, along with hell.

That poor, rare albino buffalo raped my cousin, so screw that bison bastard.

What the--??

This bullshit is trite and inane.

Don't shoot me in the dick, Snow.

I got tagged in the dick with a weak BB gun, and even through the zipper of my jeans, the pain sent me into a universe of fury I had never experienced before. Good thing no real weapons were around before I calmed down.

What would have gotten me out of that unfo...

How DARE you imply the Krebs Cycle as a natural process!

It must be supernatural and the profound working of God's holy will in this world!

Because I do not understand it.

@shabido1

Are you subordinate to His Apostate Decadency, the Arch-Atheist of Austin, Matt Dillahunty?

I'm an extreme righto-leftist.

But the label "atheist" holds a lot of weight and generally is viewed as a person who does not believe in gods (although many equate atheist with those who worship Satan). In a world of powerful religions, atheists defy them to their core beliefs, no matter how obj...

@B1ll1amH

For posterity.

When people/aliens in the future wonder what made this decade's generation of swine so exquisitely flawed and horrible, this transcript, if it survives, may give them an idea.

I, for one, welcome our tyrannical robot overlords.

Vote SkyNet.

@introsis

Extremely good atheist debater and author.

Saw militant Muslim fundamentalism as an affront and a war between the cultures of the intolerant Islamic mullahocracies and the more secular Western democracies.