About this user
um.... ok let's see.... i cheat ,lie, set fire to small children lol. idk i pretty much chill (all the time) FAt kids united!!!!!!! we dont make the wall we are the wall!!!!!The Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance,
To the Hatchet of the Underground Society of Juggalos,
And for the Ninjas,
For which it stands,
One family,
Under God,
Full of Freaks,
With Faygo and Magic Neden for all.
When I die,
Show no pity,
Send my sould to Juggalo city,
Dig my grave six feet deep,
Put two matches at my feet,
Put two hatchets on my chest,
And tell my homies,
I did my best.
The Dark Carnival Prayer
Our Father of Shangri-La,
Hallowed be thy name,
If the world turns over save me,
From thy fiery rain,
Keep me pure,
Keep me clean,
As the Lotus grows,
I ask your for forgivness,
Save me from the crows.
Juggalo Chant
We'll Never die alone,
Juggalos will carry on,
Swing our hatchets if we must,
Each and every one of us.
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
Friends: Never ask for food.
Juggalos: are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Juggalos: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Juggalos: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
Friends: never seen you cry.
Juggalos: cry with you
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Juggalos: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
Friends: know a few things about you.
Juggalos: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Juggalos: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Juggalos: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Friends: Are for awhile.
juggalos: Are for life.
Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Juggalos: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
Friends: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Juggalos: Will knock them the fuck out
Friends: Would ignore this
Juggalos: Will send this to all their Juggalos and hope to get it back!!"___000_____0000___000_______00 0000_____ ____000____0000___000______000 000000___ _____000___000___000______000_ ____00___ ______000_00000_000______000__ _________ _______000000000000______000__ _________ _______000000000000______000__ ___00____ _______00000000000_______0000_ __000____ ________000000000________00000 0000_____ _________00000000_______000000 00_______ __________00000000_____0000000 0________ ___________00000000___00000000 _________ ____________00000000_00000000_ _________ _____________000000000000000__ _________
mcl owned owned
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
