schwazala's channel

I'm in the weird part of YouTube again...

My girlfriend is prettier. But you're decent. <3

@mockinjay3rd Shit whoops I'm sorry .__.

@aznricyboy How do you know there wasn't actually candy in those portals? :o "Thousand Curses" might actually be a poor translation from "Thousand Calories"!

The party kicks you out of the way because they want it all to themselves >;o

Aww, Blaze is so cute and lovely at the end! :) I'm not sure why, but I really love this rendition of her. Hehehe...

@darkdemonwerewolf You have no idea what a beta tester's job is unless you yourself are one. So don't jump to so many conclusions.

Foo'.

>:p

You guys sound pretty exhausted in this one. Don't forget to stretch, EAT FOOD, and drink plenty of water while gaming, guys!

Even platformers are more mentally taxing than people give video games credit for, and good nutritious food and hydration is excellent for the mind and for the nerves to ...

I like the part where she said la la la.

The best part is that you STILL haven't played Disgaea *quite* enough to be satisfied. I'm right, aren't I? ;D

@BoomTheGuardian "Uh-oh! Gotta speed up!"

Absolutely glorious. :') This theme is a masterpiece and a well-deserved compliment to the Diamond Dynamo herself, who's stage this music goes to. Reverge Labs, you're brilliant! I will be buying your game and practically any DLC thing you might add later, if not just to support. :D

That Mudkip trolled the fuck outta you guys.

Why are they playing Sonic 3's Invincibility Theme while showcasing Post Dreamcast-Era Sonic? >:( Not funny.

...Well. It could be worse. AT LEAST HE DOESN'T HAVE A SWORDDDAGHHJKDLHDJK

@Darkhuaza517 Hey, that was very rude! I'm so offended that I--

...Oh wait, now we're talking about things we DO say? Geez, woman, make up your mind already! PICK ONE AND LET'S GO, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. Stop looking at the back labels of every single item! (Men are superior shoppers.)

Ahhh! Medi-chan is SO CUTE! :D *hugs hugs hugs*

I want one. Right next to me. So much. ;//;

Oh my God. Pram is INCREDIBLE.

That last move of his almost made my head explode.

Valentine looks like a nightmare to learn to use, though. You have to prepare that poison syringe (and whatever that orange one does, I'm real curious) and make sure it doesn't miss-- that and her angled air dashes look crazy and like they'd take a while getting adapted to, furthermore her awesom...

That Gengar is not nearly racist enough! You could've gone with Flamethrower and Wing Attack put together for some delicious fried chicken and Leech Seed for the watermelon! >.> Think, people, be creative!

Oh and that Gengar should have been Level 69 instead of 50, because you know what they say...

Ha, this video is adorable. <3

Forgive me if I disagree with almost your entire list though. I admit the piano made me shriek the first time I encountered it... You know what was freakier? The Merry Go Round, same stage. One moment you're in death hollows with ambient freaky music... then sudden...

Ants? Termites? Nah, those are ticks.

AND NOW THEY'RE ALL OVER YOUR HAND AHAHAHA

This theme has a very powerful World End Desperation thing going on. I wanna say, Kingdom Hearts meets .hack//.

@12Marxzero34 Nope, Chuck Testa.

Ahh, Puzzle Pirates! I played on Hunter Ocean for years under the name Schwa, captained a crew that took #7 highest fame on the Ocean for a little while. Those were some of the best days of my childhood (I was in high school and that counts). The game's really changed since then, it's pretty incr...

@cobanermani456 You should be gay. You're missing out, darlin'. n_n

Oh come on, she's not so bad. At least she's not "YEW GUT DIS SUNNIK".

I'm so happy it wasn't just my imagination. o_o

@KingOfKatamari They target us because we're hilarious, suckers for drama, and slow to get sarcasm. 'Tis a recipe for awesome both on and offline. ^^ I like trains!

@Pistoldanmaravich God yes. ;_; Ahhh...

@TehPandaShogun What people who played Free Riders?

@MyVeryOwnTestAccount Someone failed their Spot (Sarcasm) check.

I love you too Onii-chan. <3

I totally relate. Peach has to be dignified and refined and cooped up in her castle all the time, so when she finally gets to do something fun and full of adrenaline and action, all her pent-up fighting spirit pretty much explodes all at once. ^^ It's kinda hot. I LIKE this new Peach.

Somebody give this girl a hug. .///.

Millions of damage, per hit.

Gigantic catgirls beating the ever-loving crap out of each other.

God I love Disgaea so much. This is basically Gainax right here.

o__o

Oh my God this game gets intense later. Like, I'm so INSIGNIFICANT still, holy crapsandwich.

Max, does teleportation help to get around Cap's Shield + Beam assist? Assuming they don't read your idea and intercept you?

@TheNessEB Nah, five minutes around Negative Man was all it took for Lucas.

Masked Man has a fucked up heartbeat. Just saying.

It must've been a Roflcopter.

@Tekkenboi08 Bob & Sagat.

You forgot the next line. Jake says, "What! I thought it would be funny!"

I think this guy takes more after Stalin than Hitler, by the way. At the very least, Hitler had charisma and the love of the people, even if he was evil. *doesn't want to start a YouTube Comments debate*